1 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:00,834 (Mary) Why am I up? 2 00:00:00,917 --> 00:00:02,919 I just wanted to see how your night was- 3 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 4 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,045 -what’d you do tonight? 5 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:05,547 (Pete) I went to Meg and Larry's. 6 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:06,715 (Mary) That's right, that's right- 7 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,925 -Meg and Larry’s. (Pete) What's going on? 8 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 9 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:09,926 (Mary) What what what? 10 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:10,677 (Mary) Nothing’s going on, I- 11 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:11,636 -I just want to see how your night was! 12 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,263 (Pete) You’re just up waiting- 13 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:15,015 -to see how Meg and Larry were? 14 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,267 (Mary) Yeah, how’s her leg doing? 15 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:18,435 (Pete) Okay. (Mary) Really? 16 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:19,978 (Mary) Because it wasn’t fine a week ago. 17 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,521 (Pete) I know, it’s a week later. 18 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:24,649 (Pete) I think- something is going on, 19 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,276 -and it would be better if you just told me. 20 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:28,278 (Mary) Nothing’s going on with you? 21 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:30,155 (Pete) No. 22 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:31,823 (Pete) How about we calm down? 23 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:33,700 (Mary) I am calm- 24 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,244 -don't tell me to be calm, don’t tell me- 25 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:37,912 -to calm down, you know I hate that. 26 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:40,749 (Mary) Okay, I am calm. Okay? So tell me, how is- 27 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:46,463 [Unintelligible] 28 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:49,674 (Pete) -what is going on?! 29 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:54,763 [Unintelligible] 30 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:55,722 (Mary) Why don’t you tell me the fucking truth? 31 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:56,639 (Pete) Why are you angry? 32 00:00:56,723 --> 00:01:00,351 (Mary) I am not angry, Stop saying that I am angry! 33 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,603 (Pete) What am I lying about?! 34 00:01:01,686 --> 00:01:03,229 (Mary) I’m gonna call Meg, I’m gonna call Meg and we’re gonna 35 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,315 (Mary) Don’t fucking t- don’t fucking touch me. 36 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:08,902 (Pete) [unintelligible] -crazy person 37 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:10,153 (Pete) What are you accusing me of?! 38 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,154 (Mary) How fucking stupid- 39 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,947 (Mary) -do you think I am!? 40 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,199 Tell me you’re not fucking around! 41 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:15,575 She is slotted in- 42 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:17,243 -every Thursday like a trip to the- 43 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,412 -fucking dry cleaners! 44 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:22,123 Oh, stop, stop stop- 45 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:26,211 (Pete) Why is he awake? (Mary) My baby- 46 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,089 (Mary) Piece of shit. 47 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:43,269 Fuck off... 48 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:48,733 You're really good. 49 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,361 And you're always going to be really goo- 50 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:55,657 [Masturbation noises] 51 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:03,915 [KNOCK] 52 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:06,417 (Mary) John? Everything okay in there? 53 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,503 Yeah. 54 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:10,880 Well, you're taking a long time. 55 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:11,631 It's been a while. 56 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,550 Yeah, I know, sorry, I'm just- 57 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:14,676 I'm just scrubbing. I'm just- 58 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:16,845 I have to be clean for orientation. 59 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:19,931 (Mary) I don't see your phone in your bedroom. 60 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:22,433 You aren’t- you aren't looking at- 61 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,644 -anything, bad, in there, right? 62 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:27,272 No... nope, it's a game walkthrough. 63 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:29,023 It's fine. 64 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,775 (Mary) Okay, okay. 65 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:34,195 (Mary) I believe you. 66 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,917 (Mary) You know what, I'm just going to stay here- 67 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,294 -until you’re finished, just to be sure. 68 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:51,546 I'd prefer if I had a little bit of privacy. 69 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:54,591 I know you want privacy, honey, but boys your age- 70 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:58,219 (John) Mom, you know me, I’m being good- 71 00:02:58,303 --> 00:02:59,679 -I’m not doing anything wrong. 72 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:01,139 (Mary) No no no, you want to sin- 73 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:02,724 -do it at your father's house- 74 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,851 -okay? From now on- 75 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:07,729 -phones stay outside the bathroom. 76 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:09,814 Just so you know what's here for breakfast- 77 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,482 -we have almond butter, multigrain toast- 78 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,859 -bananas, oranges, apples, pears- 79 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:15,361 Is it true we have to pray before every class? 80 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,197 (Mary) And the Angelus at midday. 81 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,032 There’s hard boiled eggs, sliced prosciutto- 82 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,117 -turkey chili, lemonade, chocolate skim milk- 83 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,535 (John) I heard if a guy’s hair touches his collar- 84 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,120 -they make you get- 85 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,788 -a buzz cut in the men’s bathroom? 86 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,665 (Mary) Your hair's pretty short, so... 87 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:28,666 White dress shirt- 88 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:29,792 -nice and ironed, khaki slacks- 89 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,544 -tie is done, all you need to do is loosen it- 90 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,713 -here's your belt, penny loafers are at the door. 91 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:35,131 Is it true they hit us with rulers when we mess up? 92 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,591 Oh, they stopped doing that years ago. 93 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:38,551 You have your planner, notebooks- 94 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:40,345 -multicolored folders, pencil case- 95 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:42,096 -six sharpened number two pencils- 96 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,514 -a pen with blue ink- 97 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,642 -a pen with black ink, a sharpie- 98 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,769 (John) Thanks, Mom. 99 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,938 You're excited, right? 100 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:52,565 Yeah, yeah. Of course. 101 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:55,526 Your first day of high school... 102 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,112 Ugh! I still remember the- 103 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:00,365 -doctor putting you in my arms. 104 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:02,283 You had these- 105 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:05,495 -these little bumps right here, and right here. 106 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:10,124 I love you. 107 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:13,336 I love you extra. 108 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:23,471 [Student Chatter] 109 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,948 (John) Hi, uh... 110 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:45,285 Excuse me- do you want to sit? 111 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,703 Erm, no it’s cool. 112 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:49,789 I kinda like standing. 113 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:50,957 (Whispering Student) Teacher! 114 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,793 (Mrs. Groff) Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. 115 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:56,337 My name is Mrs. Groff. 116 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,549 It is my sincere wish- 117 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:02,468 -that none of you get to know me- 118 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:06,723 -during your four years at St. Dymphna’s. 119 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:09,934 Save nap time for the ride home. 120 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,853 Fill in your name. 121 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:15,690 Give this to Mr. De Luca, after school, room 232. 122 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,526 I'm sorry, I have to take a lot of buses- 123 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:21,029 -buses to get here in the morning... 124 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:28,036 Go to bed earlier. It’ll be worth it! 125 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,164 If you choose to wear a colored bra- 126 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:33,249 -don't whine to me when your- 127 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:35,293 -chest gets pinched in the hallway. 128 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:38,588 [Connor giggles] 129 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:41,841 Your fly is undone- 130 00:05:41,924 --> 00:05:45,803 -and your shirt is sopping wet. 131 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:49,140 You all lack polish! 132 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:52,435 But, don't lose hope. 133 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:56,898 Dymphna’s is where you come to meet God. 134 00:05:56,981 --> 00:06:02,570 Dymphna’s is where you go, to become yourself. 135 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:05,406 Dymphna’s is my alma mater! 136 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:09,035 In fact, this is the very room- 137 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:12,413 -where I met my husband. 138 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:15,583 Do you know how I met him? 139 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,545 [Garry stammers] 140 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:22,840 He offered me his seat. 141 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,636 Oh, okay... 142 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,722 Oh! Oh. 143 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:33,768 Young men, can you take a hint? 144 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,440 Uh, hey, can you please sit? 145 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,652 No, I told you, I like standing. 146 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:46,322 Have you wet yourself- 147 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,990 -or do you have some excitement- 148 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,242 -you're trying to hide? 149 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,285 No no no no, I, I, I tried- 150 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:54,080 -to give her my seat, but she likes standing. 151 00:06:54,163 --> 00:06:56,040 I uhm, I kept asking him nicely- 152 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,959 -but all he did was yank my pigtails. 153 00:06:58,334 --> 00:06:59,669 Wh-what? No, no- that's not- 154 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,295 -that's not what happened! 155 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:04,674 (Lilith) [Feigning Distress] Yeah it is. 156 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:11,722 (Garry Snoring) 157 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:19,647 Garry? 158 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,277 Garry?! 159 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:34,412 What are you in for? 160 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:37,248 I was the only guy who didn't stand in the music room. 161 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:39,000 Damn. Did you have a boner or something? 162 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:42,378 No- I don't- no, man. I... 163 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:45,631 ...a girl tricked me. 164 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:48,843 Mmm... that’s pretty hot. 165 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,847 [Whispering] Hey... they uh, they caught me- 166 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:55,933 -watching cake fart videos. 167 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:57,768 What? (Angelo) Yeah, yeah. 168 00:07:57,935 --> 00:08:00,813 This naked girl, she sits her ass on a cake- 169 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:02,732 -and just farts on it. 170 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:05,568 She doesn’t shit or anything. Just farts. 171 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:06,444 (John) Oh... 172 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:07,695 (Angelo) I can send it to you. You can see- 173 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:08,738 -you can pick your favorite- 174 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:09,780 -we can talk about it. 175 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,199 Maybe some other time. 176 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:14,160 I mean, it, yeah, it sounds pretty hot- 177 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,245 -but like, not, that's like an after- 178 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,623 that's like, an end of the week- 179 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:21,584 -type video I feel, you know? 180 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:27,256 [Bus Engine] [Student Chatter] 181 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:33,221 [Transcendent Score Creeps In] 182 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:37,016 [Bus Sounds Fade Away] 183 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:48,027 [Wind Blowing Through Leaves] 184 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:56,160 (Mary) Did you sign up for Eucharistic Ministry? 185 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:59,121 Oh. Uhh, no. 186 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,666 I'm sorry, it must have slipped my mind. 187 00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:04,752 Okay. 188 00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:08,548 How about this? 189 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,551 We uh- we take away your games for tonight- 190 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,303 -and uhhh, just- every night until you sign up. 191 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,179 What, no, Mom, I- 192 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:16,430 I'll remember to do it tomorrow- 193 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:19,308 (Mary) No no, I insist. Too many games are bad- 194 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,353 -for the developing mind. 195 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:27,984 [Hallway Chatter] 196 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,360 (Lilith) My Dad’s such a piece of shit. 197 00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:30,570 (Bridget) What happened? 198 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,071 He’s like, down in Miami partying- 199 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,781 -while my mom gets- 200 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:34,949 -stuck at home raising four kids. 201 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:36,576 (Bridget) Oh, my God, I can't even imagine that. 202 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:39,704 Are your parents divorced? 203 00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:43,666 Yeah. 204 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,209 Mine too. 205 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,296 (Bridget) All right, I’ll see you... 206 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,257 When did your Dad leave? 207 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,217 When did your Dad leave? 208 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:56,721 Uh, like, four years ago, I think. 209 00:09:57,179 --> 00:10:00,641 Uh, yeah... mine left around that time as well. 210 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:04,437 I’m sorry. Are you doing okay? 211 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:09,442 I never want to see him again, so, yeah. 212 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,821 Could I borrow a pencil? 213 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:17,199 Oh, uh, yeah, sure. 214 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:23,372 [Hallway Chatter Briefly Fades] 215 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,126 Thanks. 216 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:29,920 I'm John. 217 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:33,007 Lilith. 218 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,473 (Angelo) Where would you guys cum, ass or tits? 219 00:10:41,098 --> 00:10:43,100 (Connor) Uhh, yeah, I’d say shoulders. 220 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,561 (Angelo) [Whispering] John, look under the table. 221 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:49,565 I don’t really want to look under the table, guys, I- 222 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:53,444 (Angelo) Just look! (John) What’s under the... 223 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,613 [Female porn star moaning] 224 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:56,822 (John) Ugh, god, what the fuck? 225 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:58,449 (Angelo) Where would you cum? 226 00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:01,327 (John) What? (Angelo) Where would you cum? 227 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,414 I mean, outside, I guess. 228 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:09,126 Outside? What? What do you mean? How are you- 229 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,795 Why are you bringing her outside? 230 00:11:10,878 --> 00:11:13,381 (Angelo) How many times a day do you jerk off? 231 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:16,676 I mean, I don't have an approximate number. 232 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:20,304 I mean, I don't really get a lot of opportunities. 233 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,098 I wish I could, but, you know- 234 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,100 -my Mom’s always trying to- 235 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:27,269 -stop me when I'm at her house. 236 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,605 What do mean your Mom tries to stop you? 237 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,232 What, does she- 238 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,317 -grab your dick, and do it herself? 239 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,820 (Connor) Haha, yeah does your Mom grab your dick? 240 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:38,656 Connor, I just said that. You just heard me say that. 241 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,700 You gotta... you gotta come up something else, man. 242 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,786 She just knows somehow that I'm- 243 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,872 -you know, jerking it. 244 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:49,041 (Garry) Gaaaaay. I’m sorry, I’m sorry- 245 00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:53,587 (Angelo) Let’s go back to watching this video... 246 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,635 [Cafeteria Chatter Fades] 247 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:03,723 [Transcendent Music Returns] 248 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,447 (Brother Phil) You here for E.M. sign-ups? 249 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:24,326 Oh, uh, uh, yeah, hi- I’m um, I’m John. 250 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,746 Bless you. Father. 251 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:30,708 I’m a brother, actually, but it's nice to meet you, John. 252 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,961 I'm Phil. 253 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,632 So, you want to be a Eucharistic minister? 254 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,177 Yeah, well, my Mom wanted... 255 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,975 I- I guess... 256 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:52,146 I, I think I want to have my own thing, with God. 257 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,984 Yeah, there's nothing wrong with- 258 00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:01,989 wanting to be close on your own terms, but... 259 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:07,453 -how can you act as a, a bridge... 260 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:11,415 ...between Christ and His church- 261 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:15,419 -if you don't have your own relationship with Him? 262 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,547 Well, I... 263 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,634 I don't know. 264 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,641 I've sort of had this feeling- 265 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:32,895 -ever since I was a kid, that, someone was with me- 266 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:37,316 -like, every second of the day. 267 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,653 And, it felt good to know- 268 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,530 I had someone there seeing- 269 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,448 -all the beautiful stuff... 270 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:48,619 ...and all the ugly stuff too. 271 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:55,084 Do you think that's God? 272 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,965 Meet me here, after school, on Friday- 273 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,883 -if you want to start your training. 274 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:07,263 (Brother Phil) Yeah? (John) Yeah. 275 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:12,351 [Barely Audible Mary Praying Nearby] 276 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,654 (Mary) -now and at the hour of our death. Amen. 277 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:26,866 Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. 278 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,702 Blessed art thou amongst women, and- 279 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,329 -blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 280 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,165 Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners- 281 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,376 -now and at the hour of our death, Amen. 282 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,628 Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. 283 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,422 Blessed art thou amongst women- 284 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,549 -and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 285 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:46,343 (Lilith) You look nervous. 286 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,763 Uh, yeah, a little bit. 287 00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,399 Uh, h- hey, listen... would, uhm- 288 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:02,776 -would you ever wanna be boyfriend? 289 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:06,447 Be, be uh- have uh- have a boyfriend? 290 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,074 What? 291 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,785 Ugh- God I’m sorry, I- 292 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,455 -uh, do you want to go out on a date? 293 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,335 Uh well, I mean, I've already been asked out by- 294 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:23,714 -like, 11 guys today, so, I'll consider your offer. 295 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:27,801 Wow, yeah. 11, okay. But... 296 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,012 I think... you know- 297 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,514 -I like that your parents are divorced. 298 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,225 (Lilith) What? (John) No, sorry, sorry- 299 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,479 -I mean, like, I can relate, and I- 300 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,982 -I don't know, I wanted to get to know you better. 301 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,485 All my friends talk about is, like- 302 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,946 -jerking off, so. 303 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:51,408 Oh-ho... but you're like, a mature guy. 304 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:55,996 Uhh... [deep voice] yeah. 305 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,165 Well, I don't want to date anyone- 306 00:15:58,332 --> 00:15:59,541 -who believes in God- 307 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,502 -or the tooth fairy or Santa, so- 308 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,420 (John) I only believe in one of those, though- 309 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,838 -and that's just cuz’ I keep finding- 310 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,548 -money under my pillow. 311 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:13,931 Well, you’re no Abercrombie and Fitch model, but... 312 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,557 (John) But...? 313 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:16,850 (Lilith) I need you to say something. 314 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,937 Yeah, sure. Anything. I'll say anything. 315 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,273 Say fuck Jesus for me. 316 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:27,945 [Hallway Chatter Fades] [Percussive Score] 317 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,239 Yeah. Okay. Sure. 318 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,701 Yeah, FUCK Jesus. 319 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,911 Fffff- 320 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,998 [Clears throat] Sorry... 321 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:43,502 Ffffff-ull of love, love for all, you know. 322 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,671 Okay. No, it has to be like, fuck you, Jesus. 323 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:50,050 Yeah, sure, right. 324 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,720 [Female Students Giggling] 325 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:53,971 Fuck, Jesus! 326 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,764 (Lilith) No, that’s like you ran into Jesus at the park. 327 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,558 Fuck, [coughs] Jesus. 328 00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,143 No. One statement. Go. 329 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,269 Jesus fuck. 330 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,021 (Lilith) In order! (John) [mumbles] 331 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,105 (Lilith) Okay dude I need to be able to hear it. 332 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,481 (John) [mumbles louder] 333 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,025 (Lilith) Just fucking say it! 334 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,402 (John) [growls] Fuck Jesus, okay? Fuck Jesus! 335 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,195 [Hallway chatter returns] 336 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,282 (Lilith) Good. 337 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,828 We can hang out Friday, uh, after school? 338 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:21,832 Sounds, like a plan. (Lilith) Yeah, see ya. 339 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,405 (Mary) And who is this? 340 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,657 -nothing, no one in particular, you know? 341 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,452 [Sly gloating] Ohhh no one, nothing- 342 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,788 Do you have a little crush? 343 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,873 You gonna put her next to your algebra teacher? 344 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,083 Oh, no, Mom, Miss Quail was years ago. 345 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,211 I don’t even have her Mii anymore. 346 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,093 Yeah, you know, I don't- I don't have a crush, okay? 347 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:17,137 I have- I have a girlfriend. (Mary) Oh. 348 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,766 Okay. Oh. Uhh... 349 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,310 She a good girl? She Catholic? 350 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,854 (John) Yeah, she goes to, she goes to Dymphna’s, yeah. 351 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,983 Beautiful, uhm... so you have a date? 352 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,945 Maybe. 353 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:36,031 Mmm! Okay- alright, uhm... 354 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,617 What uh, what are you going to wear? 355 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,327 I have this pretty cool- 356 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,454 -Walking Dead t-shirt. Like, we can iron that. 357 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:46,458 Oh, baby, baby, I think maybe a nice button up- 358 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:50,671 -you roll up the sleeves, a little bow tie, ugh! 359 00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:54,174 So cute- okay, I’ll go to Marshalls tomorrow. 360 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,635 Oh. Uh... okay... 361 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,637 ...let's have a little talk. 362 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,306 Okay? 363 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,268 Wait a month before hugging... and then, just... 364 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:07,563 ...don't, you know, don’t- 365 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:12,109 -don't hug too tightly because it could encourage your... 366 00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,694 ...your baser instincts. 367 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,738 Mom, I don't think we're that close yet. 368 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:21,285 Good. Well, I hope she passes the Mom test. 369 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,662 (John) The Mom test? 370 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:27,499 If you look happy next to her, she passes. 371 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,378 Ooh! First date! (School Bell Ringing) 372 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,673 (Female Student) Excuse me? 373 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,466 (John) Angelo! (Angelo) Jesus! 374 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,093 (Angelo) What are you, trying to fuck me? 375 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,678 (John) You wish. What’s up? 376 00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:42,639 Well, I just shit the bed on my first English quiz, so... 377 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,933 ...there’s that. (John) That sucks, man. I'm sorry. 378 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,560 (John) Hey, listen, could you do me a quick favor? 379 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:47,728 Could you run to the chapel- 380 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,062 -and tell Brother Phil I can't make- 381 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,441 -E.M. training? Tell him my Grandpa has cancer. 382 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,735 You can pick the organ. 383 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,612 I don't know, man. 384 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,571 I don't really feel comfortable- 385 00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:58,697 -talking to priests. 386 00:19:58,780 --> 00:19:59,865 I always feel like they're trying to- 387 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,033 -suck my dick or something. 388 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,660 Well, he's a brother, so. 389 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,829 Oh, sorry, so he’s gonna fuck me in the ass instead? 390 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:10,167 Dude, help me out. I have a date. 391 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,087 You have a mom, right? 392 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,131 Yeah. We all have moms. 393 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,218 Yeah, but yours is like... 394 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,094 Send me a picture of her. 395 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,305 Ughh no way dude! 396 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,932 I don’t want you jerking off to my Mom! 397 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,642 You’re a sick little fuck, you know that? 398 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,518 I just wanna see what she looks like. 399 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,396 Look, my bus leaves in three minutes, so- 400 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,649 -just send me a little pic of Mrs. Santucci. 401 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,775 No- listen, you guys can come over- 402 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:35,984 -to my house this weekend- 403 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,569 -alright? You can meet her. 404 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,113 She’s a kind, respectable woman. 405 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,449 [Student Chatter Fades] 406 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,409 We're going to get pizza. 407 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,494 White pie. 408 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:46,787 I get my own white pie. 409 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,164 Deal. 410 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,500 You got a Wii? 411 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,586 I got a Wii. 412 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,674 (Pete) Paul, Paul! Hey- listen, I- I hear you. 413 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,009 Yes, I’m listening, buddy, yeah. 414 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,094 What I need you to do is- 415 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,470 -I need you to calm down, okay? 416 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:04,805 And what you need to do is- 417 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,265 -listen to me, alright, buddy? 418 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:09,810 Alright? Alr- hey! Ears on. Ears on. 419 00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:12,020 Okay? If- let's say- let's talk logic. 420 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,981 Logic! It’s very simple. 421 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,816 If you double your rate of failure- 422 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,110 -you triple your rate of success. 423 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,779 If we sell tile to ten people- 424 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,532 -and they tell ten of their friends- 425 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,409 -and they tell ten... 426 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,411 (John) Hey, Dad, guess what? 427 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,579 Hey, buddy, what's up? 428 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:32,291 I have a girlfriend! 429 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,544 Hey! Same here. High five. 430 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:39,506 Oh, yeah. Awesome. Good, good for you, uh... 431 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,555 What about... 432 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,599 ...what about rook to E2? 433 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,019 I mean, you could sack it and then- 434 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,729 (Pete) -fork the king with the rook. 435 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,732 Not bad. 436 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,817 Listen, I uh, I have a date tonight- 437 00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:00,694 -and I need a ride. 438 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,071 You need money for a taxi? 439 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,991 The change jar could use emptying. 440 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:12,831 Oh, shit. I should have seen that. 441 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:16,460 Dad, I was thinking maybe you could drive me? 442 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,587 She's also a child of divorce and- 443 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,589 -her Mom wants to meet me. 444 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,382 I thought it would be cool if you two like, got- 445 00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:24,509 (Pete) Listen- 446 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,429 I have had... a day. 447 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:30,265 I can't even tell you. 448 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,685 I just got home, I got my feet up... 449 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,563 I really... 450 00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:40,817 I just need to... relax. 451 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,904 Yeah, yeah. 452 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:53,497 Sorry, my Dad's trying to get rid of his change. 453 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,961 Thank you. Have a- stay safe. 454 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:06,510 Hi, I'm John- no, wait... 455 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,345 I’ve heard so much- no, fuck... 456 00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:10,722 Hi. I'm John. Great to... 457 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,188 [Doorbell] 458 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:27,864 You can go. It’s fine, go, I’m here... 459 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:31,868 (Bruce) Hello. (John) Uh, hi. 460 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,538 You must be Rachel's special friend. 461 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:36,498 Yeah. I'm John. Great to- 462 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,542 -great to meet you. 463 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:41,336 Is that your Dad back there? 464 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,046 Can I say hello to him? (John) No no no, I- 465 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,881 -I don't know who that guy is. 466 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:48,135 Uh, my dad just got here. He drove- 467 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:51,221 -he just left. He drove me. He's very... 468 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,181 -he wanted to make sure I got here safe and sound. 469 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,268 He's very invested in... getting me... 470 00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,271 He's very invested in me, you know, just in general- 471 00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:01,940 You can come in. 472 00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:05,026 Rachel! He’s here. 473 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,533 (Lilith) Hey. (John) Hey. 474 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,619 You look, uh... 475 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,122 (Bruce) Where'd you get that? 476 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:20,459 Uh, I don't know, Hollister? 477 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,919 That’s a... tight fit. 478 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,130 Okay? 479 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,257 Why don't you put on something- 480 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:30,260 -that tells me you respect yourself? 481 00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:31,428 (Lilith) Dad... (Bruce) I mean- 482 00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,971 -don’t you agree? 483 00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:38,351 I, I- I- first of all, I think I have, a lot of... 484 00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,938 ...respect, for your daughter. 485 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:46,067 I'm talking about the tank top. 486 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:51,156 I, I like the fabric, I mean... 487 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:05,837 [Squeaky chair] 488 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,760 We have something in common, John. 489 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,970 You know what that is? 490 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:16,056 Are you a, Mets fan? You know- 491 00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:17,265 -David Wright's been having- 492 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:18,683 -a hell of a season, you know? 493 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:21,770 I'm actually a Yankees fan. 494 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,355 Yeah. You know, I- I love- 495 00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:24,648 -the Yankees, too, I mean... 496 00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:27,734 Right... 497 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:34,282 But, there is something specific that we both share. 498 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,577 Yeah, we're both Catholic. Yeah. 499 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:40,580 Yes, yes... 500 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:44,918 ...but there is a particular person- 501 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:48,421 -in our lives that we both care about. 502 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,007 Right, that’s Jesus. 503 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:54,094 No, John... 504 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,221 It's Rachel. 505 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:59,891 Yeah, Rachel! That makes sense. 506 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,978 I mean, I was- I was just thinking of Him. 507 00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:12,112 I would like to know- 508 00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:16,074 -what your intentions are with my daughter. 509 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:21,997 Well, I guess I'm drawn to Lil- Rachel- 510 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,792 -because she said her parents were divorced. 511 00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:29,462 Wait wh- what did she tell you? 512 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:33,550 (Clara) So good to meet you. (John) So good as well. 513 00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:36,636 So good. 514 00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:40,140 And what a lovely, uh... 515 00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:43,226 ...intact, family unit. 516 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:47,564 (Bruce) Rachel, would you like to lead us in prayer? 517 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:52,152 I'd love it if John could lead us, actually. 518 00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:56,698 Well, thank you, Rachel, and- 519 00:26:56,781 --> 00:27:01,286 -thank you, God, for... honesty. 520 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,164 Thank you for all of your holy children who- 521 00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:08,126 -represent themselves accurately. Amen. 522 00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:11,087 Actually, I'd like to add something. 523 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:14,174 Lord, thank you for those who are adaptable. 524 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,009 Thank you for our brothers- 525 00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:17,510 -sisters who know how to- 526 00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,095 -go with the flow and not take- 527 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:21,139 -every little thing so seriously. 528 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:22,140 (Lilith) Amen. 529 00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:23,558 (John) That was beautiful, Rachel, and I might add- 530 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:24,893 Thank you God, for the- 531 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,102 -responsible souls among us. 532 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:27,604 Thank you for those who take ownership- 533 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,272 -over their sins- 534 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:30,857 -say, lying, for example- ow. 535 00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:32,025 (Lilith) Great God of all things- 536 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:33,652 Thank you so much for your children- 537 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:34,986 -who know how to appreciate- 538 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,154 -an active imagination. 539 00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:37,614 Holy Spirit, thank you for the blessed few- 540 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:39,491 -that would never- 541 00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:40,659 -dress up a vice and call it a virtue. 542 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:41,368 (Lilith) God, thank you for- 543 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:42,494 -those who know when to shut up and eat. 544 00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:43,244 (John) Thank you Lord Jesus- 545 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,371 -for those who don't have an appetite- 546 00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:45,622 -because they feel hurt- 547 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,248 -when they've been lied to. 548 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,875 (Bruce) I'd like to add something. 549 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:51,544 Thank you Lord for all of your children- 550 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:54,381 -who go to Eucharistic adoration- 551 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,008 -as penance for making a scene at dinner. 552 00:27:57,133 --> 00:28:00,595 Are you serious? My first date at adoration?! 553 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,514 I wanted to hang out- 554 00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:05,100 -or go for a walk, or like literally anything else. 555 00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:07,852 You’re 15 years old, Rachel. I’ll decide- 556 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,187 -where you can and can't go- 557 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,355 -with your special friend. 558 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,482 He's my boyfriend. 559 00:28:12,565 --> 00:28:15,235 Mom, can we just hang out? 560 00:28:15,318 --> 00:28:17,237 HEY! 561 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,613 Do not wedge yourself- 562 00:28:18,738 --> 00:28:20,448 -between your mother and father. 563 00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:38,049 (John) Oh, nice- nice one. 564 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,927 (Lilith) Yeah... you weren’t much help back there. 565 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:41,970 (John) Sorry, I didn't know- 566 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,096 -you were going to have a Dad. 567 00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:44,931 (Lilith) Yeah, well, I wish I didn't, so. 568 00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:46,766 (John) So you just lied about it? 569 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,477 (Lilith) It’s not a lie if it makes you feel better. 570 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,938 Wow, okay... well- 571 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:54,399 -I'm glad you're feeling better. 572 00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:56,568 And just so you know, I'm six-foot-four- 573 00:28:56,651 --> 00:28:57,652 Okay. Can you stop?! 574 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:58,903 (John) It’s not a lie if it makes you feel better. 575 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:00,488 I didn't know what to tell you, okay? 576 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:01,823 Because like, I don't like him at all- 577 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:02,991 -I don't even like my name- 578 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:03,867 -I didn't want to go to this- 579 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:04,909 -fucking school he makes me go to- 580 00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:06,494 I don't know what you want me to do- 581 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:07,662 -okay?! 582 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:13,084 Could you maybe talk to your Mom about it? 583 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,712 My Mom's like... 584 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:19,340 ...that picture of a face with no mouth, so. 585 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:24,012 Wow. Our Moms are really different. 586 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,681 (Lilith) Is yours super controlling? 587 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,349 Oh, no no no no, she's- she's like- 588 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:32,812 -she just likes to look out for me, is all. 589 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,148 Was that her? 590 00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:38,485 Wh- no no no no, I dress myself, so. 591 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:42,489 Well, it looks a little dumb. Just FYI. 592 00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:44,324 Oh, sorry, let me just- 593 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:46,576 Well, I mean, you wore it, so. 594 00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:48,369 Actually, I can fix it. 595 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,457 Yeah. 596 00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:07,430 (John) Where- where are we going? 597 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:11,184 (Lilith) Just- come on. You’ll see. 598 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:14,354 (John) Okay. 599 00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:33,706 (John) So uh, do you come here often, or? 600 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:37,043 (Lilith) Uh... yeah. 601 00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:41,005 Like, alone or with your- with your family, or? 602 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:45,802 Well, I mean, like, yeah, my Dad makes me come here- 603 00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:47,720 -but, I don’t know, I found- 604 00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:50,557 -this spot that I kind of like. 605 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,684 (John) You come here alone? 606 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:56,437 Yeah, always. 607 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,440 I- I usually come with my Mom- 608 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,943 -if she's not busy, you know. 609 00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:05,029 Well, yeah. That makes sense. 610 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:08,116 (John) Yeah. 611 00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:10,368 (Lilith) Yeah, they usually just drop me off. 612 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:14,163 (John) That’s, I’m sorry to hear- 613 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:17,250 -that sounds lonely. 614 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,545 It's okay. 615 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,312 (John) Garry. (Connor) Garry. Garry. 616 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:39,105 (Everyone) Garry. Garry! Garry! Garry! 617 00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:40,273 (John) Garry! Wake up! 618 00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,025 (Connor) Garry, please wake up. 619 00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:42,984 (Connor) Wake up, you’re going to kill us. 620 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:43,943 (Garry) [drowsy] What game is this? 621 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,194 (John) Mario. 622 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:47,864 (Mary) [Italian accent] Did somebody order a pizza? 623 00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:49,824 (Angelo) Thank you so very much, Mrs. Santucci. 624 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,577 (Mary) Oh please, call me Miss Romano. 625 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:54,954 (Connor) Of course, yeah yeah yeah. 626 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:56,623 (Mary) Okay boys, have fun! 627 00:31:57,248 --> 00:32:00,251 (John) Thanks, Mom. 628 00:32:07,967 --> 00:32:10,929 (John) Don’t say it- (Boys) Dude, she’s SO hot! 629 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:13,181 (Angelo) I'm taking a photo with her before I leave. 630 00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,183 Dude, I'll fucking kill you, okay? 631 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:18,853 (Garry) Number one MILF, on the list, for sure... 632 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:22,273 Ahh. Don't touch that pie. That’s my pie. 633 00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:27,236 Oh, how did the date go? 634 00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:30,031 She touch your penis? Mouth? 635 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:31,866 Hands? Over the jeans? 636 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:36,204 No. Well, I think it went- yeah, it was great, actually. 637 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:40,458 We, we went to adoration, and held hands- 638 00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:44,212 -and talked and... held hands. 639 00:32:45,838 --> 00:32:48,007 [Laughter] 640 00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:49,342 (Angelo) What did you skip through the- 641 00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:51,010 -fucking meadow together? 642 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,972 (Garry) What, you just fucking held her hand? 643 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,015 Yeah. Is there a problem? 644 00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:57,266 (Connor) Dude, she thinks you're gay. 645 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,267 (Angelo) Definitely. 646 00:32:58,351 --> 00:32:59,727 (Angelo) I mean, you can't even know if- 647 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,313 -she likes you unless you make out with her. 648 00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:03,481 (Angelo) Like you probably gotta feel downstairs- 649 00:33:03,564 --> 00:33:04,399 -see if she's wet, too. 650 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,859 Like, you have no idea. (Connor) And if she’s shaved? 651 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,987 Fuck. Yeah, definitely. 652 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,071 If she hasn't shaved- 653 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:11,531 -she wasn't looking forward to anything. 654 00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:13,783 Okay, how do you guys know all this? 655 00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:15,535 (Angelo) Because we're fucking experts, all right? 656 00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:16,995 We've done our research. 657 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:18,579 Okay, well, how many- 658 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,915 -how many girls have you guys dated? 659 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,458 (Angelo) Well, zero, but- 660 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,502 -I watch a lot of porn, alright? 661 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:26,045 I know what I'm talking about. 662 00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:27,588 (Student Announcer) Class of 2012- 663 00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:29,382 -this is your last chance- 664 00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:31,300 -to submit to Project Appreciation- 665 00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,594 -to receive the Early Bird discount. 666 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:34,887 (Student Announcer 2) Please hurry home- 667 00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:36,264 -and tell your parents. 668 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,350 This is so much more than a trip to Israel. 669 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:43,312 (John) [whispering] Hi. (Lilith) [whispering] Hey. 670 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,690 (John) How- how are you doing? 671 00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:48,151 Fine, how are you? 672 00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:51,863 Pretty good... overall, you know. 673 00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:54,699 (John) I had a lot of fun, the other day. 674 00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,451 (John) Did you want to- 675 00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,369 -hang out again at some point? 676 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,204 Yeah, you wanna go- 677 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:02,874 -watch people bowl with me? 678 00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,960 Go bowling? 679 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:09,047 (Lilith) No. I like watching the bowlers. 680 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,758 It's fun. And then, you don't- 681 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:12,925 -have to pay or anything- 682 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:14,302 -and they actually can't kick you out. 683 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,220 I've done it before. 684 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:19,307 Yeah, it sounds, it sounds lovely. 685 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:21,809 You know, I'm cool with whatever- 686 00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:24,103 -as long as it’s with you. 687 00:34:24,937 --> 00:34:27,940 Yeah. 688 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,865 [Romantic Music] 689 00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:51,005 (Student Announcer 2) And, will John Santucci- 690 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:54,092 -please see Brother Phil in his office. 691 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,639 John! Sit down. 692 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:02,266 So sorry about Friday- my Grandpa, he- 693 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:05,353 Oh, no, I, I heard. 694 00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:07,522 How's everything at home? Are you all right? 695 00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:09,524 Oh, no no. I'm good, Mom’s good. 696 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:10,858 It's just like, you know- 697 00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:12,610 -a whole, a total tragedy, you know- 698 00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:15,780 -just, cancer of the, of the, the- 699 00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:18,449 (Brother Phil) the liver? (John) The liver. Yeah. 700 00:35:18,574 --> 00:35:20,660 Yeah. It’s tough, it's really, it's really tough. 701 00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:22,870 But... is there any way- 702 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,081 -I can make up for my training? 703 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,838 (Brother Phil) John... (John) Yeah. 704 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:34,382 Is this what you want to do? 705 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:35,258 (John) Yeah. 706 00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:36,676 (Brother Phil) Don't say the- 707 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:39,303 -first thing that pops in your head. 708 00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,430 (Brother Phil) Think about it. (John) Well, I’m sure- 709 00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:43,349 (Borther Phil) No, no, no, no. Don't talk. 710 00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:45,810 Just sit and think. 711 00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:47,478 (John) Sure. (Brother Phil) No, John. 712 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:51,649 (Brother Phil) Just... breathe with me. 713 00:36:09,917 --> 00:36:12,879 Do you think when Satan fell from Heaven... 714 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:15,840 ...his friends saw him falling? 715 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:21,512 Or his Mom? Did he have a Mom? 716 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:30,354 If I held a gun to your head- 717 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:32,648 -and told you to say you love me- 718 00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:37,486 -and you did, does that constitute love in your mind? 719 00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:40,489 Probably not. 720 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:44,619 Right. Love can't come from a place of fear. 721 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:49,207 The Eucharist... it’s not about- 722 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:52,126 -being who somebody wants you to be. 723 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:55,213 It's about being like Christ. 724 00:36:57,131 --> 00:37:00,927 Can I serve at the next monthly mass? 725 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:05,640 If you keep working on your relationship with God. 726 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,601 No distractions. 727 00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:12,605 Okay. Thank you, Bro Phil. 728 00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:15,441 Oh. Uh, sorry, am I early? 729 00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:19,820 No, no. Come in, we were just wrapping it up. 730 00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:25,493 And John... no distract- 731 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:28,788 [Booming Score] 732 00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:21,799 (John) [whispering] Hey. 733 00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:23,050 (Lilith) [whispering] What? 734 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:26,137 (John) Can I kiss you? 735 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:30,141 (Lilith) Uhm... okay... 736 00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:33,519 (Lilith) But! 737 00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,064 (Lilith) This is holy water, from Lordes. 738 00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:40,943 (John) Wow, doesn’t that, like, cure cancer? 739 00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:46,866 See that dog over there? 740 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:50,619 [Tense Music] 741 00:38:58,252 --> 00:39:00,546 (Friend) Hi? 742 00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:03,049 Hi, excuse me, can I- 743 00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:04,550 I'm sorry, I, I mean- 744 00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,469 -I, I saw you from over there- 745 00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:08,095 -and I- your dog from over there- 746 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,139 -and I thought it looked cute. 747 00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:12,683 Can I pet him, or her? 748 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:15,019 (Maggie) Guys, does he look weird? 749 00:39:15,102 --> 00:39:18,314 He's like... McLovin adjacent. 750 00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:20,024 Yeah, you can pet her. 751 00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:21,609 Okay, cool, yeah. 752 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:23,569 You know, I love the McRib, too, uhm... 753 00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:26,530 So uh, how- how did the game go? 754 00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:27,406 (Maggie) Let's just say- 755 00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:28,282 -the dog did better than us. 756 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,909 Oh, that’s- sorry to hear. 757 00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:31,952 Like, is it, like, classically trained? 758 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,955 (Maggie) Well, she is a professional doggo. 759 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:38,918 (John) O-okay... so uh... 760 00:39:39,585 --> 00:39:41,837 ...have you guys been here for a while? 761 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,881 A couple hours, yeah. (John) How long have you- 762 00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:46,092 -how long have you had him or, her? 763 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:48,594 (Maggie) Chloe, I've had her about five years. 764 00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:50,513 (Friend) Excuse me. What is that? 765 00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:51,347 (John) What is what? 766 00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:52,181 (Friend) What is that that you're putting in the bowl? 767 00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:53,182 (Maggie) What's going on? 768 00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,433 (Friend) He’s putting something into Chloe’s bowl. 769 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,976 (John) No- no no it’s holy water! 770 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,728 It’s holy, it’s holy water from Lordes. 771 00:39:57,812 --> 00:40:00,648 (John) It's fine. (Friend) Can you leave? 772 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:01,857 (Owner) What's going on here? 773 00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:03,609 (Maggie) This person is trying to poison my damn dog. 774 00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:05,611 (John) No no, no, you can drink it, see! It's- 775 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,531 [Choking] 776 00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:11,617 Sorry. 777 00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:14,954 (Lilith Giggling) 778 00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:18,833 (Lilith) That was fun. 779 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,835 For you, I bet. 780 00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:22,837 For you too! 781 00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:27,591 Can I kiss you? 782 00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:30,678 Take off your sweatshirt. 783 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,432 Okay. 784 00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:45,609 Come under! 785 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:48,696 Oh, okay. 786 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,912 Let's pretend... 787 00:40:56,996 --> 00:41:00,791 ...we're in a cave, at the bottom of the ocean. 788 00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:05,671 Serene. 789 00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:27,735 Wow. 790 00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:30,779 I think I love you. 791 00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:32,448 You’re silly... 792 00:41:32,531 --> 00:41:36,243 Sorry. Was- was the- was the kiss not good, or? 793 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:39,246 No, it was acceptable. 794 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,081 Acceptable? Like, you know- 795 00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:42,958 -compared to all the other guys you’ve kissed? 796 00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:46,420 Well I haven- well, I’ve... uhm, I don't know- 797 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:49,006 -I mean, I've made out with, like- 798 00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:52,718 -20 or... 40, guys, so... (John) Uh-huh. 799 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:57,181 Well, you're the first girl I've kissed, so... 800 00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:02,102 Well, maybe you just need more practice. 801 00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:18,244 I'm gonna need you guys to get off my property. 802 00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:23,249 Right, yeah, o-okay, yeah. 803 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:36,762 Do you think I'm gay? 804 00:42:36,845 --> 00:42:40,975 (Lilith) What? No. (John) Okay, okay. Cool. 805 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,196 Do you kiss other guys like this? 806 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,782 (Lilith) What does that mean? (John) No, like, am I- 807 00:42:56,865 --> 00:42:59,743 -am I doing better? 808 00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:10,337 Has a guy ever touched you, like, down there? 809 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:14,300 Do you not like kissing me or something? 810 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:17,344 Yeah, no, I do, I, I do like kissing you, I’m sorry. 811 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:19,138 I’m being dumb, I'm being stupid. 812 00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:21,015 I'm sorry. I just, like... 813 00:43:21,181 --> 00:43:22,266 I don’t know, I thought if we did- 814 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,601 -something you’ve never done before- 815 00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:26,687 -then that's how I'd know you like me. 816 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,314 I just want to kiss- 817 00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:29,523 -and you’re talking about other guys. 818 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:30,983 No, no, no, I just, I just want to kiss, too. 819 00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:33,319 I j- I'm, look, I, I do like you, okay? 820 00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:35,779 I, I, I mean, I told you I loved you, so... 821 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:38,073 (Lilith) Those are just words. 822 00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:39,950 Okay, well, how can I- 823 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,452 -show you that I love you? 824 00:43:45,331 --> 00:43:50,210 What if you, like, got a Bible, and like... 825 00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,087 ...lit it on fire? 826 00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:54,048 Jesus, wh- what? 827 00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:55,841 (Lilith) I mean, there's a lot of Bibles in the world. 828 00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:57,426 Like, literally every hotel room. 829 00:43:57,509 --> 00:43:59,303 (John) It just seems like a waste of paper... 830 00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:01,263 [Phone buzzing] 831 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:04,350 What? Who’s calling you? 832 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,938 (Mary) Hey, baby! 833 00:44:10,022 --> 00:44:14,026 (Mary) John? Where are you? 834 00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:24,370 You must be John's little friend. 835 00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:26,330 Yeah. I'm Lilith, John's girlfriend. 836 00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:28,749 (Lilith) It’s nice to meet you, Mrs. Santucci. 837 00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:31,460 Oh, I prefer Mrs. Romano, if you don't mind. 838 00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:33,379 What are you two doing behind the shed? 839 00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:34,380 We were- we were just- 840 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:35,756 -taking pictures. It’s a nice background. 841 00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:37,091 You know, I- I've- 842 00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:38,634 -heard such nice things about you. 843 00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:41,303 (Mary) And I've heard so little about you. 844 00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:43,764 Tell me, Lily, how are you doing in school? 845 00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:48,644 Uh, very well, so far. All A's in English, algebra- 846 00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:51,146 -earth science, scriptures, church history- 847 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:53,691 Well well well, look at you. 848 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,652 There must be some class you’re doing poorly in. 849 00:44:56,735 --> 00:44:57,820 (John) Mom, Mom- 850 00:44:57,903 --> 00:44:59,154 (Lilith) Oh, no, I'm pretty much good at everything. 851 00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:01,699 And what about your faith, do you attend mass? 852 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,951 Every Sunday. 853 00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:06,286 And what about your faith, Mrs. Santucci? 854 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:08,122 Have you gotten an annulment- 855 00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:10,791 -to absolve the sin of your divorce yet? 856 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:16,088 [Pained chuckle] 857 00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:32,020 Does she not pass the Mom test? 858 00:45:32,104 --> 00:45:35,107 (Mary) Do you look happy? 859 00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,820 I really like her. 860 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:43,282 Is that your heart, or something else? 861 00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:45,242 Wh- what? 862 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:48,120 (Mary) When you are sucking face behind a shed- 863 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:50,914 -is that your heart or something in your pants? 864 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,291 M-Mom seriously? (Mary) No, you want to be an adult? 865 00:45:52,374 --> 00:45:53,834 Let's talk like adults. 866 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:55,794 Why do you like her so much? 867 00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:58,255 (John) I- I don’t know, she’s always- 868 00:45:58,338 --> 00:45:59,548 She's really clever. And she always- 869 00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:01,091 -knows when she doesn’t like something. 870 00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:02,885 And like, I don't, I don’t feel like- 871 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:04,887 -lonely, when I’m with her. 872 00:46:05,387 --> 00:46:07,890 Great metric. Toss away all your hopes for a partner- 873 00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:08,932 - and marry so you can feel less- 874 00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:11,018 -lonely, just- that’s... 875 00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:13,020 works every time. 876 00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:16,106 (John) Okay, Mom. 877 00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:19,610 [Quiet Score] 878 00:46:20,235 --> 00:46:23,238 Hey, can you help settle a debate? 879 00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:25,574 (Mary) What do you mean? 880 00:46:25,657 --> 00:46:26,950 My friends and I were arguing about- 881 00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:28,535 -whether the English Standard- 882 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,454 -or the New Living Translation- 883 00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:32,372 -is the least holy Bible. 884 00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:35,542 Pff, you’re arguing least holy- 885 00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:38,170 -and no one brought up the King James Version? 886 00:46:38,253 --> 00:46:41,215 [Convection Oven DING] 887 00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:43,634 [Gunshots and Zombie Groans from TV] 888 00:46:43,717 --> 00:46:45,636 (Connor) Pizza Boys are ready. 889 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:49,223 (Angelo) Oh shit, Garry, get the Pizza Boys... Garry! 890 00:46:49,723 --> 00:46:52,309 Angelo, is this your Bible? (Angelo) Huh? 891 00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:54,686 (John) Is this your Bible? 892 00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,480 (Angelo) Uh, yeah. Yeah, that's my dad’s. 893 00:46:56,563 --> 00:46:57,981 (Angelo) Hey, can you get the Pizza Boys? 894 00:46:58,065 --> 00:46:59,024 (John) Yeah, yeah. 895 00:46:59,107 --> 00:47:00,067 You know, this is, like, the- 896 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:01,443 -least Holy Bible there is. 897 00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:02,653 It’s like negative holy. (Angelo) Yeah- 898 00:47:02,736 --> 00:47:04,071 Can you please get the Pizza Boys? 899 00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,364 Look at Garry, he’s fuckin’ losing weight- 900 00:47:05,447 --> 00:47:06,615 -I’m worried about him. 901 00:47:06,698 --> 00:47:08,158 (John) Yeah- I’m just, I don't know- 902 00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:09,910 -this Bible is like- 903 00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:12,663 I'm not... I’m really not vibing with it. 904 00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:14,331 Like, could I bring this to- 905 00:47:14,414 --> 00:47:16,041 -a priest real quick just so I can- 906 00:47:16,124 --> 00:47:17,084 -exorcise any demons- 907 00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:18,293 -that could be lurking inside of it? 908 00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:22,256 Yes, sure, sure. Just, get the Pizza Boys, and uh... 909 00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:24,424 ...that uh, that friend of your girlfriend’s, just- 910 00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:26,426 give me an invitation to her Sweet 15. 911 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:27,344 Bridget? 912 00:47:27,427 --> 00:47:29,346 Yeah. Yeah, whatever her name is- 913 00:47:29,429 --> 00:47:30,889 -I don’t remember. 914 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:31,932 You got a little crush? 915 00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:34,059 No, I don't have a crush, I just want to- fuck off! 916 00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:35,477 (John) Why do you want to see her? 917 00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:36,520 I mean, you don't know her name- 918 00:47:36,603 --> 00:47:37,688 -but you want to see her. 919 00:47:37,771 --> 00:47:41,108 (Angelo) The pizza! (John) Yeah, okay. 920 00:47:41,441 --> 00:47:44,403 [Tense Music] 921 00:48:18,645 --> 00:48:21,607 [Music swells] 922 00:48:44,212 --> 00:48:45,797 (Lilith) Let’s do it now. 923 00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:49,176 (John) Like- like, now, now? Right now? 924 00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:52,429 (Lilith) Yeah. It would be so bad. Let’s do it. 925 00:48:54,014 --> 00:48:56,183 (John) I mean, okay, if you want... 926 00:49:01,813 --> 00:49:04,524 Oh. You’re... pretty wet down there. 927 00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:06,360 (Lilith) Well, yeah, we’ve- 928 00:49:06,443 --> 00:49:09,154 -been making out for a half hour. 929 00:49:09,237 --> 00:49:10,322 Yeah, but I'm also kind of feeling- 930 00:49:10,405 --> 00:49:11,573 -you’re kind of hairy- 931 00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:12,908 -down there too. 932 00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:14,451 Does that mean you only half like me? 933 00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:17,079 (Lilith) What- am I supposed to be shaved? 934 00:49:17,162 --> 00:49:17,996 (John) No no no no no no. 935 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,915 I just, you know, I have it on good information- 936 00:49:19,998 --> 00:49:22,125 -that if you're shaved- 937 00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:25,045 -then that means you're really excited. 938 00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:27,422 (Lilith) Oh, are you shaved? 939 00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:28,632 (John) Well, no, but I can be- 940 00:49:28,757 --> 00:49:29,883 -my Mom has a razor at home- 941 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,593 (Lilith) Okay, just- stop. 942 00:49:31,718 --> 00:49:33,762 Can you just finger me and we both keep our pubes? 943 00:49:33,845 --> 00:49:37,349 (John) Yeah, okay. 944 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,310 (John) Uhm sorry, how am I- 945 00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:43,939 (Lilith) No, I think you have to like, move, your finger. 946 00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:46,191 (John) Oh, oh, okay, how- here? 947 00:49:46,274 --> 00:49:49,277 (Lilith) No, that’s my thigh. 948 00:49:50,153 --> 00:49:52,072 (John) Oh, uhm... 949 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:55,325 (Lilith) Oh yeah... that one’s good, just like- 950 00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:07,045 [Cheesy Meditation Music] 951 00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:10,632 (Affirmation Voice) Welcome to affirmations for abundance. 952 00:50:11,591 --> 00:50:15,971 Before we begin, take in a deep centering breath... 953 00:50:16,054 --> 00:50:19,182 ...in through your nose... 954 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:21,476 ...and out through your mouth. 955 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,812 (John) Hey, Dad. (Pete) Come in. 956 00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:25,939 (Afifrmation Voice) I am inviting infinite wealth- 957 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:29,943 (Pete) I am inviting infinite wealth into my life. 958 00:50:31,778 --> 00:50:33,321 You want to meditate? 959 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:34,489 I'm okay. Thanks. 960 00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:39,411 (Pete) I use money to improve the lives of others. 961 00:50:40,245 --> 00:50:42,914 Actually, can I talk to you for a second? 962 00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:45,584 [Meditation Music Stops] 963 00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:46,668 You okay? 964 00:50:46,752 --> 00:50:49,671 (John) Yeah. Of course, Dad, I'm just... 965 00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:52,674 ...are you all right? 966 00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:56,136 Um, yeah. 967 00:50:57,387 --> 00:50:58,680 Do you know when the last time- 968 00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:00,557 -you went to confession was? 969 00:51:00,682 --> 00:51:03,685 Ahh, John... 970 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,855 Well... 971 00:51:06,938 --> 00:51:09,399 ...it's been a while. (John) Hmm. 972 00:51:18,950 --> 00:51:21,328 See this? 973 00:51:21,411 --> 00:51:23,455 This is your soul. 974 00:51:23,538 --> 00:51:28,293 And every time you, uh, get a divorce, or whatever... 975 00:51:31,630 --> 00:51:33,131 You do that. 976 00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:34,841 And that's not going to fly- 977 00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:36,927 -when you get judged after you die. 978 00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:39,471 And I want to hang out with you in Heaven. 979 00:51:39,554 --> 00:51:42,557 So could you just go to confession? 980 00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:45,811 John... 981 00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:48,897 I really want to hang out with you, too. 982 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:52,901 Listen... 983 00:51:52,984 --> 00:51:56,738 Everybody has to find their peace thing in this world. 984 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,700 You know? And this... 985 00:52:01,701 --> 00:52:03,078 This is my peace thing. 986 00:52:03,161 --> 00:52:04,538 (Pete) Why don’t you try it with me? 987 00:52:04,621 --> 00:52:06,748 (John) Yeah, but that's just- 988 00:52:06,832 --> 00:52:08,917 No. 989 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,169 (Pete) Why don’t you try- (John) Because it's pagan. 990 00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:14,673 God, just like Harry Potter and The Golden Compass? 991 00:52:14,756 --> 00:52:16,216 You're not going to get anything out of this. 992 00:52:16,299 --> 00:52:17,342 It's just people saying words. 993 00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:20,095 That’s exactly how I feel about your mother's religion. 994 00:52:20,178 --> 00:52:22,389 It's not Mom's religion, it's THE religion. It’s God. 995 00:52:22,472 --> 00:52:25,100 And I'm trying to help you so you don't get- 996 00:52:25,183 --> 00:52:26,518 -butt fucked by pedophiles in Hell for eternity. 997 00:52:26,601 --> 00:52:29,604 Yeah, well, I hope they have lube down there. 998 00:52:30,438 --> 00:52:33,441 (Pete) You mind turning on my pagan radio? 999 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:38,196 (Pete) Seriously?! 1000 00:52:45,453 --> 00:52:48,456 (Lilith V.O.) Say hi to your finger for me. 1001 00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,461 (John V.O.) Did you like it? 1002 00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:55,255 Was it the best ever? 1003 00:52:58,758 --> 00:53:02,095 What are we doing next weekend? Winky face. 1004 00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:07,767 P.S., can Bridget give a Sweet 15 invite to Angelo? 1005 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,981 (Lilith) Hey! 1006 00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:20,405 [Clock ticking] 1007 00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:25,744 (Lilith V.O.) How about this? 1008 00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:26,828 You steal a Eucharist from the sacristy- 1009 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:28,079 -take a shit on it- 1010 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:29,414 -and we can maybe go to third base. 1011 00:53:29,497 --> 00:53:31,041 Winky face with eyelashes. 1012 00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:33,210 P.S., Bridget, says sure. 1013 00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:35,962 (John) That seems a little too evil, right? 1014 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:39,007 Like, poop is really disgusting. 1015 00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:44,095 I mean, sure, if you like poop that much. 1016 00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:46,056 Didn't know you were that kinky- 1017 00:53:46,139 --> 00:53:48,642 -winky face, poop emoji. 1018 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:56,316 (Mr. De Luca) Climate change! 1019 00:53:56,399 --> 00:53:58,318 Is there really climate change going on? 1020 00:53:58,401 --> 00:53:59,361 Or is this just- 1021 00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:00,654 -the way things are supposed to be? 1022 00:54:00,737 --> 00:54:03,573 I'd like you to be skeptical about that. 1023 00:54:06,743 --> 00:54:07,911 (Lilith V.O.) Okay, fine. 1024 00:54:07,994 --> 00:54:10,997 How about you just pee on it instead? 1025 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:16,044 [Church Organ Song] 1026 00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:35,313 (John) Body of Christ. 1027 00:54:35,397 --> 00:54:38,400 (Student) Amen. 1028 00:54:39,734 --> 00:54:40,402 Body of Christ. 1029 00:54:40,485 --> 00:54:43,363 Amen. 1030 00:54:43,989 --> 00:54:44,990 Body of Christ. 1031 00:54:45,073 --> 00:54:46,866 Amen. 1032 00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:50,620 Body of... 1033 00:54:58,628 --> 00:54:59,629 ...Christ? 1034 00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:03,758 Chr- yeah, Bo- sorry, Body of Christ. 1035 00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:08,179 Just- B- Body of Christ, Body of Christ 1036 00:55:08,263 --> 00:55:09,055 Amen. 1037 00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:11,808 (John) Body of Christ... 1038 00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:13,768 Body of Christ- 1039 00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:15,729 Christ of Body- 1040 00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,814 Body, Body, oh, you get two- 1041 00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:20,400 Christ, Christ- 1042 00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:24,154 Body of... 1043 00:55:28,950 --> 00:55:31,911 (Lilith) Hey! Psst. 1044 00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:36,916 Hey... I'll, I'll do the pee thing. 1045 00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:46,051 Feed it to her. 1046 00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:50,388 What? 1047 00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:52,724 Piss on it... 1048 00:55:52,807 --> 00:55:55,810 ...and feed it to her. 1049 00:56:07,238 --> 00:56:10,241 (John) Body of Christ. 1050 00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:15,705 Amen. 1051 00:56:25,673 --> 00:56:27,425 (Teacher) Okay, girls, take all- 1052 00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:29,427 -your things and come with me. 1053 00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:45,276 Yup. They're gonna talk to us about fucking. 1054 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,320 (John) For real? (Angelo) Yeah, man. 1055 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:50,949 Girls and guys separated, boy teacher with the guys? 1056 00:56:51,032 --> 00:56:53,201 We’re gonna get some penis-in-vagina talk! 1057 00:56:53,284 --> 00:56:55,662 Wow, that’s cool- not that, you know, I’ll be needing- 1058 00:56:55,745 --> 00:56:57,247 -any tips or anything. 1059 00:56:57,330 --> 00:56:59,624 Oh, shut the fuck up. 1060 00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:02,794 Ehh... by the, by the way- 1061 00:57:02,877 --> 00:57:04,963 Why were you in Brother Phil's office the other day? 1062 00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:09,676 Oh... it's nothing- it’s stupid. 1063 00:57:10,176 --> 00:57:12,679 My grades suck, and I'm trying to convince the school- 1064 00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:15,223 -it’s because my Dad died. 1065 00:57:15,306 --> 00:57:16,724 Your Dad actually died? 1066 00:57:16,808 --> 00:57:19,769 (Angelo) Uhh, yeah. 1067 00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:22,188 Cancer of the liver. 1068 00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:25,859 Oh, dude. Fuck. I'm so, I'm so sorry I didn't- 1069 00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:27,485 It's, it's all right. 1070 00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:28,945 You're good. I'm, I'm okay. 1071 00:57:29,028 --> 00:57:30,363 No, I'm sorry I asked you to- 1072 00:57:30,488 --> 00:57:31,698 -lie about cancer to Brother Phil. 1073 00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:32,782 Like, holy... 1074 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:35,076 Hey, it's a good enough lie, alright? 1075 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,411 Cancers out here fucking shit up. 1076 00:57:36,494 --> 00:57:40,081 So, it’s perfect. You’re good. 1077 00:57:40,915 --> 00:57:44,461 Wait, wait- so, that Bible was your Dad's? 1078 00:57:45,336 --> 00:57:46,629 Yeah... 1079 00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:50,967 He was an Anglican, and he uh, he really loved the thing. 1080 00:57:51,050 --> 00:57:54,053 (Mr. Myers) Clap once if you can hear me. 1081 00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:58,183 Clap twice if you can hear me. 1082 00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:04,397 All right, men. [manly groan] Men! 1083 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:09,444 Can we be real for a second? 1084 00:58:09,527 --> 00:58:12,530 Raise your hand if we can be real for a second. 1085 00:58:13,656 --> 00:58:15,492 Okay. 1086 00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:19,871 Raise your hand, if you like girls. 1087 00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:25,084 Uh-huh. Raise your hand if you care about girls. 1088 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,214 Now raise your hand if you want to fall in love. 1089 00:58:29,297 --> 00:58:32,425 Raise your hand if you want to have a family! 1090 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:35,762 Raise your hand if you want to marry a slut! 1091 00:58:39,849 --> 00:58:44,521 Oh... Huh. Nobody? 1092 00:58:46,564 --> 00:58:49,567 Nobody wants to marry a slut. 1093 00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:51,277 Garry- 1094 00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,363 How about you? You want to marry a slut? 1095 00:58:53,446 --> 00:58:56,366 Slu- No no no, no, I don't want to marry a slut- 1096 00:58:56,449 --> 00:58:58,785 -they’re... sm- smelly. 1097 00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:00,620 They’re very- they’re very smelly. 1098 00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:03,331 (Mr. Myers) Come on Garry, anybody can smell. 1099 00:59:03,456 --> 00:59:06,834 (Mr. Myers) Connor O'Connor smells, is he a slut? 1100 00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:09,879 [Laughter] 1101 00:59:10,046 --> 00:59:14,467 There was once a beautiful 17 year-old woman- 1102 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,512 -at a party. 1103 00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:21,474 She made a mistake that night. 1104 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:24,561 She had a beer. 1105 00:59:24,852 --> 00:59:27,855 That beer took her to a dark place... 1106 00:59:28,606 --> 00:59:31,609 ...it made her lustful. 1107 00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:35,863 That lady was hit on by a young man- 1108 00:59:35,947 --> 00:59:38,950 -who asked her to join him upstairs. 1109 00:59:40,451 --> 00:59:42,870 She was going to go with him, she was gonna f- 1110 00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:48,543 She was going to have sex with him. 1111 00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:50,295 But as she was going... 1112 00:59:50,378 --> 00:59:53,798 ...she was approached by a good Samaritan. 1113 00:59:54,882 --> 00:59:58,177 It was a young man. 1114 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:01,764 He asked the lady- 1115 01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:04,475 -what she thought her soul would look like- 1116 01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:07,562 -if she went through with the act. 1117 01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:09,772 That young woman- 1118 01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:12,859 -went home a virgin that night. 1119 01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,988 That young woman was a virgin when I met her. 1120 01:00:17,071 --> 01:00:19,907 And yes, that beautiful young woman was a virgin- 1121 01:00:19,991 --> 01:00:22,994 -when I married her. 1122 01:00:23,661 --> 01:00:26,831 Now men, I am asking you for one favor- 1123 01:00:27,498 --> 01:00:30,460 -on behalf of the man upstairs. 1124 01:00:32,378 --> 01:00:33,588 If Mrs. Myers wasn't a virgin- 1125 01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:34,964 -I wouldn't have married her- 1126 01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:37,634 -you understand? 1127 01:00:37,717 --> 01:00:38,926 I'm asking you today- 1128 01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:41,846 -I'm asking you every day. 1129 01:00:41,929 --> 01:00:44,641 Be good Samaritans. 1130 01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:47,727 Don't go around turning girls into sluts. 1131 01:00:48,686 --> 01:00:51,230 (Lilith) Pinch my nipples. 1132 01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:53,483 (John) Like, hard? 1133 01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:55,109 (Lilith) No, like, twist a little bit. 1134 01:01:03,201 --> 01:01:06,162 [John clears throat] 1135 01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:10,416 [John clears throat again] 1136 01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:13,127 Okay, do you have to cough or something, or, like? 1137 01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:16,172 No, no, no I’m good, just need some water- after- 1138 01:01:16,255 --> 01:01:18,800 (Lilith) Okay. 1139 01:01:22,887 --> 01:01:25,014 Do you think this is okay? 1140 01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:28,101 I think you're doing the best you can. 1141 01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:29,602 No, not the nipples. 1142 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:32,271 I just... 1143 01:01:32,355 --> 01:01:35,358 Do you think it's okay to be doing all this? 1144 01:01:35,983 --> 01:01:37,860 I like it, do you not? 1145 01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:40,988 Yeah, yeah I do, it's just... 1146 01:01:41,739 --> 01:01:45,201 I don’t know, don't you want to get married one day? 1147 01:01:45,284 --> 01:01:47,286 What? 1148 01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:49,330 Well, if you're a slut, then- 1149 01:01:49,622 --> 01:01:51,499 -like, I don't think a guy would want to marry you. 1150 01:01:51,582 --> 01:01:53,334 (Lilith) You think I'm a slut? (John) No no no no no- 1151 01:01:53,501 --> 01:01:54,752 I, Mr. Myers was saying- 1152 01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:55,878 And I don't want you to be alone. 1153 01:01:56,045 --> 01:01:57,296 (Lilith) Why would I be alone? 1154 01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,464 Because I touched your vagina- 1155 01:01:58,548 --> 01:01:59,882 Are you breaking up- 1156 01:02:00,049 --> 01:02:01,759 -with me because you touched my nipples? 1157 01:02:01,843 --> 01:02:03,636 No, no, no, I love your nipples. 1158 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,680 I just I, I don't know, I’d marry you- 1159 01:02:05,847 --> 01:02:07,390 -but, like, what if by doing all this- 1160 01:02:07,473 --> 01:02:08,474 -I prevent some great guy- 1161 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:09,726 -from wanting to marry you? 1162 01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:12,353 I don't want to talk about other guys or marriage! 1163 01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:13,896 Okay no fine, I don't want to marry you- 1164 01:02:14,063 --> 01:02:15,606 -but like I would if nobody else did- 1165 01:02:15,690 --> 01:02:16,941 -because I'd feel bad for- 1166 01:02:17,024 --> 01:02:18,693 -turning you into more of a slut. 1167 01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:19,944 (John) Ow. (Lilith) More of a slut? 1168 01:02:20,027 --> 01:02:22,739 (Lilith) Okay what do you mean, more of a slut? 1169 01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:23,865 You said you made out with, like- 1170 01:02:23,948 --> 01:02:25,241 -40 guys or whatever. 1171 01:02:25,324 --> 01:02:27,285 I said that to look cool, idiot. 1172 01:02:27,368 --> 01:02:29,120 I’ve never even held hands before you. 1173 01:02:29,203 --> 01:02:30,997 How was I supposed to know that? 1174 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,541 It's like, everything is so fucking boring! 1175 01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:36,502 It's like- pray before every class- 1176 01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:37,670 -like, don't wear that- 1177 01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:40,548 -don't be that, it's like, I don't know, okay? 1178 01:02:40,631 --> 01:02:42,884 But I live in a different fucking world in my head. 1179 01:02:42,967 --> 01:02:45,094 And I ride motorcycles and- 1180 01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:47,388 -and I paint murals and I'm so beautiful- 1181 01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:49,974 -I'm like, fucking Helen of Troy, okay?! 1182 01:02:50,057 --> 01:02:53,269 And I kiss everyone and do whatever the fuck I want! 1183 01:02:57,148 --> 01:03:00,109 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1184 01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:02,487 I want to go in the world inside your head. 1185 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:05,573 It sounds amazing. 1186 01:03:06,699 --> 01:03:08,534 No. 1187 01:03:08,868 --> 01:03:09,702 Lilith, I- 1188 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,996 Just don’t fucking come near me! 1189 01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:43,903 (Mary) That was some performance at Mass. 1190 01:03:47,573 --> 01:03:50,576 Ready for prayer? 1191 01:03:52,453 --> 01:03:55,456 In the name of the Father, Son, Holy Spirit. 1192 01:03:58,376 --> 01:04:00,628 Dear Lord, thank you- 1193 01:04:00,711 --> 01:04:03,130 -for bringing us together on this night. 1194 01:04:06,509 --> 01:04:09,512 John. 1195 01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:12,640 John? 1196 01:04:12,765 --> 01:04:15,601 Do you have anything you'd like to thank God for? 1197 01:04:15,726 --> 01:04:18,729 God's not real. 1198 01:04:18,938 --> 01:04:20,648 What was that? 1199 01:04:20,773 --> 01:04:23,693 I don't want to pray, God isn't real. 1200 01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:29,991 (Mary) Uh... 1201 01:04:30,408 --> 01:04:33,578 In my house, we thank God for what we receive. 1202 01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:35,621 No, no. 1203 01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:37,039 I'm not feeding a heathen. 1204 01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:38,749 I'm not hungry. 1205 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:39,917 Wh- I don’t even- what is this? 1206 01:04:40,001 --> 01:04:40,877 What is this? 1207 01:04:41,002 --> 01:04:44,005 I don't even know what I'm looking at. 1208 01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:46,215 What has your father been telling you? Because- 1209 01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:47,842 (Bang on table) Nothing! Nothing! 1210 01:04:47,925 --> 01:04:50,428 He never fucking says anything to me, okay?! 1211 01:04:50,511 --> 01:04:53,514 Stop fucking talking about him. 1212 01:04:56,183 --> 01:04:59,186 (Mary) Go to your room. 1213 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:23,628 (Mary) Give me that. 1214 01:05:28,007 --> 01:05:30,968 (Mary) Your father called this afternoon. 1215 01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:32,470 A few days ago, you were- 1216 01:05:32,553 --> 01:05:33,554 -asking him to go to confession- 1217 01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:36,474 -now you're saying that God's not real. 1218 01:05:36,557 --> 01:05:38,476 Baby, what's going on? 1219 01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:41,562 I'm just worried about... 1220 01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:44,649 ...Dad’s soul, is all 1221 01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:48,194 He’s been doing a lot of- he’s been sinning a lot. 1222 01:05:48,402 --> 01:05:49,862 Sweetie, it's not your job- 1223 01:05:49,987 --> 01:05:52,281 -to get your father into Heaven. 1224 01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:56,202 It's uhm... 1225 01:05:57,578 --> 01:05:59,956 It was supposed to be my job. 1226 01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:03,042 Hard job. 1227 01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:06,462 (Mary) Yeah. 1228 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:11,717 He's always gambling until, like, 5 a.m... 1229 01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:16,055 Or like, making out with his money. 1230 01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:20,810 Yeah, he only has eyes for his ‘god’... 1231 01:06:21,727 --> 01:06:24,730 ...’god’ with a small g. 1232 01:06:27,108 --> 01:06:30,111 I'm sorry Dad hurt you. 1233 01:06:39,495 --> 01:06:42,498 I'm sorry he doesn't make you feel seen. 1234 01:06:48,587 --> 01:06:51,549 (Mary) Baby? 1235 01:06:53,509 --> 01:06:56,512 Do I make you feel seen? 1236 01:06:59,473 --> 01:07:02,101 Mhm, yeah. Totally. 1237 01:07:11,235 --> 01:07:13,237 I just feel, like... 1238 01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:19,160 ...I feel like when Dad sins, it’s like, he just- 1239 01:07:19,243 --> 01:07:22,246 -like, he does it naturally. 1240 01:07:22,329 --> 01:07:25,332 I don't think he thinks it's wrong all the time. 1241 01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:27,376 Why would, like, why would God do that? 1242 01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:30,463 Like, make you want to do something bad? 1243 01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:35,718 Are you talking about your Dad right now? 1244 01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:38,012 Are you doing anything more than kissing her? 1245 01:07:38,095 --> 01:07:38,971 No- what, Mom! 1246 01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:41,307 It is a mortal sin if you are. 1247 01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:42,349 I know, I know it is. 1248 01:07:42,433 --> 01:07:44,310 And you don't want to be with anybody- 1249 01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:46,479 -who hurts your soul... 1250 01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:49,023 ...even if they make you feel less lonely. 1251 01:07:49,106 --> 01:07:51,817 I swear on God I'm not doing anything else- 1252 01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:53,360 -we don't even kiss, really, like- 1253 01:07:53,444 --> 01:07:56,447 -like kissing makes me feel impure. 1254 01:07:57,490 --> 01:08:00,076 Okay, good. 1255 01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:02,536 (Mary) I love you, I love you. 1256 01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:04,747 I love you extra... 1257 01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:09,752 Okay... 1258 01:08:17,134 --> 01:08:18,803 [Christian rock song] 1259 01:08:30,731 --> 01:08:32,983 I love your- I love your drawings. 1260 01:09:10,771 --> 01:09:14,358 Is there anything I can do to make this better? 1261 01:09:14,441 --> 01:09:17,444 Please. 1262 01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:19,113 (Lilith) Mr. Myers? 1263 01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:21,115 Yeah. 1264 01:09:21,198 --> 01:09:24,326 Could I please be seated near some more girls? 1265 01:09:24,952 --> 01:09:26,328 I just uhm... 1266 01:09:26,412 --> 01:09:31,083 I don't want to be turned into a slut by all these boys. 1267 01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:36,005 Yes, Miss Arquette, that’s very prudent. 1268 01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:38,340 John, why don't you switch to the other side- 1269 01:09:38,424 --> 01:09:41,886 -of the classroom? 1270 01:09:44,388 --> 01:09:46,599 (Angelo) I got an outfit picked out and everything. 1271 01:09:46,724 --> 01:09:47,766 And do you know the fucking- 1272 01:09:47,892 --> 01:09:49,143 -girl-to-guy ratio at these things? 1273 01:09:49,226 --> 01:09:52,062 It’s going to be like me and John in a sea of boobs. 1274 01:09:52,146 --> 01:09:53,397 And, you know, she's got to act like- 1275 01:09:53,522 --> 01:09:54,690 -she has a few guy friends- 1276 01:09:54,773 --> 01:09:56,150 -you know, whatever, right? 1277 01:09:56,275 --> 01:09:57,985 (Angelo) I'm probably gonna get a fucking candle. 1278 01:09:58,110 --> 01:09:59,612 (Connor) Shut up, a fucking candle? 1279 01:09:59,737 --> 01:10:01,530 God, he's not getting a candle. 1280 01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:03,532 I'm sorry. 1281 01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:05,659 You're- you're delusional, dude. 1282 01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:07,036 Oh, okay. No, it’s okay. 1283 01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:09,872 John's just upset because he's dating a slut. 1284 01:10:09,955 --> 01:10:11,498 You fucking- you told me to finger her. 1285 01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:12,791 No, I didn't- 1286 01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:14,668 -I said you wouldn't know if she was into you- 1287 01:10:14,752 --> 01:10:16,045 -unless she was wet and shaved. 1288 01:10:16,128 --> 01:10:18,464 That's different. Is that not different? 1289 01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:19,715 What the- whatever, man. 1290 01:10:19,798 --> 01:10:21,383 All you do is jerk off to sluts. 1291 01:10:21,508 --> 01:10:23,969 What does that make you, huh? 1292 01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:25,304 Shut up and eat your fucking nuggets. 1293 01:10:25,429 --> 01:10:27,431 No no no, you're a fucking loser, you know that? 1294 01:10:27,514 --> 01:10:28,891 Like, why don't you just- 1295 01:10:28,974 --> 01:10:31,018 -talk to girls instead of being weird? 1296 01:10:31,685 --> 01:10:33,020 Here, talk to Garry like he's a girl. 1297 01:10:33,103 --> 01:10:34,438 A girl is just Garry with boobs. 1298 01:10:34,521 --> 01:10:39,109 Garry, Garry, Garry, Garry, you're a girl. 1299 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:41,487 You're a girl. Go. (Garry) [drowsy] I’m a girl? 1300 01:10:41,570 --> 01:10:43,113 (John) Go, come on, talk to Garry. 1301 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,448 Come on. What's the plan? 1302 01:10:44,573 --> 01:10:45,991 Talk to Garry like he's a girl, go! 1303 01:10:46,408 --> 01:10:47,868 Okay, it’s not that fucking simple! 1304 01:10:47,993 --> 01:10:50,204 (John) Yeah it is. You're just scared. 1305 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:52,373 (Angelo) [mumbling] Fuck you. (John) The fuck? 1306 01:10:52,456 --> 01:10:54,375 (John) Fucking baby. Fuck you! (Angelo) No fuck you! 1307 01:10:54,458 --> 01:10:55,042 Why don't you get a new table- 1308 01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:55,834 -you fucking asshole?! 1309 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:57,711 Why don’t you get a new Dad, bitch?! 1310 01:11:01,173 --> 01:11:04,551 (Garry) Woah... 1311 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:14,061 Wait, man, I... 1312 01:11:14,144 --> 01:11:15,688 Find a new table. 1313 01:11:15,813 --> 01:11:17,523 (John) Okay, let me just apologize- 1314 01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:19,650 (Connor) Go. (John) But I- 1315 01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:23,988 (Connor) Come on, come on. 1316 01:11:29,743 --> 01:11:33,080 [All sound vanishes] 1317 01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:46,051 (Brother Phil) What are you going- 1318 01:11:46,176 --> 01:11:47,428 -to do with him? 1319 01:11:47,511 --> 01:11:49,054 I’m-I'm sorry, this is- 1320 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:52,099 -this looks bad. This looks really bad. 1321 01:11:52,182 --> 01:11:55,102 But, my grandpa, is not, he's not doing well- 1322 01:11:55,185 --> 01:11:56,895 I just wanted to give him final communion. 1323 01:11:56,979 --> 01:11:59,023 Please... don't make me an accessory to sin. 1324 01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:01,150 I'm serious. No! My grandpa, he's sick. 1325 01:12:01,233 --> 01:12:04,737 John, don't insult me! 1326 01:12:06,905 --> 01:12:08,365 Wh- what are you looking at me like that for? 1327 01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:09,074 What do you want? 1328 01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:10,284 What are you going to do, huh- 1329 01:12:10,409 --> 01:12:11,744 -you're going to get me kicked out or something? 1330 01:12:11,827 --> 01:12:13,037 I don't, I don't fucking care. 1331 01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:15,622 I don't want to be here anyway. I hate it here. 1332 01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:28,093 God gives us free will, John. 1333 01:12:28,218 --> 01:12:30,971 If you embrace him, it'll be with an open heart- 1334 01:12:31,096 --> 01:12:34,099 -and an open mind. 1335 01:12:34,224 --> 01:12:36,769 Anything less wouldn't be a choice. 1336 01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:43,484 I trust you. 1337 01:12:48,447 --> 01:12:51,408 (Intense Score Bursts In) 1338 01:13:20,270 --> 01:13:23,232 (Score Builds Intensity) 1339 01:13:26,985 --> 01:13:29,947 (Score Drops Out Hard) 1340 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:44,461 (Tense Score Returns) 1341 01:13:45,629 --> 01:13:48,590 I’m sorry. 1342 01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:58,350 (Dissonant Score) 1343 01:13:58,350 --> 01:14:00,727 (Sin Powerpoint Voice) Have I thrown up food- 1344 01:14:00,811 --> 01:14:03,814 -when I wasn't feeling ill? 1345 01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:07,401 Have I eaten too much in one sitting? 1346 01:14:09,361 --> 01:14:12,364 (Sin Powerpoint Voice) Do I have an eating disorder? 1347 01:14:13,907 --> 01:14:17,327 Hey, don't take this stuff too seriously, all right? 1348 01:14:17,411 --> 01:14:18,996 It's fucking stupid. 1349 01:14:19,079 --> 01:14:23,417 Thanks, uhm, I- I just... 1350 01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:25,419 It's really hard to deal with food without having- 1351 01:14:25,502 --> 01:14:27,254 -to think about sin, or whatever. 1352 01:14:27,337 --> 01:14:30,340 Yeah, no, I get it. 1353 01:14:31,633 --> 01:14:34,178 And hey, even if you do have an eating disorder- 1354 01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:37,097 -I still think you're really cute, so. 1355 01:14:37,681 --> 01:14:39,892 What? 1356 01:14:39,975 --> 01:14:43,270 I’m- I’m saying you’re still cute with a dis- 1357 01:14:44,229 --> 01:14:45,814 -nevermind. 1358 01:14:48,817 --> 01:14:51,361 (Student) Thank you, Father. 1359 01:14:54,239 --> 01:14:56,700 (Mr. Myers) Okay, Bridget. Go see Father Albert. 1360 01:14:56,783 --> 01:14:59,286 Have I touched another person’s breasts- 1361 01:14:59,369 --> 01:15:03,165 -buttocks, vah-gina or penis outside the sacrament- 1362 01:15:03,248 --> 01:15:06,251 -of holy matrimony? 1363 01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:12,716 (Score Slowly Builds) 1364 01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:24,061 Have I taken the Lord’s name in vain? 1365 01:15:36,448 --> 01:15:39,535 Have I- severed- severed- my- 1366 01:15:39,618 --> 01:15:44,164 -relationship with God by denying His existence? 1367 01:16:02,266 --> 01:16:05,727 (Mr. Myers) Alright, John. You’re up. 1368 01:16:11,191 --> 01:16:13,110 (Hellish Choir Sings) 1369 01:16:13,277 --> 01:16:16,280 Mr. Santucci? 1370 01:16:19,116 --> 01:16:21,743 (Teacher) Hey, no running! 1371 01:16:39,177 --> 01:16:41,597 (Score slowly gives way to heartbeat) 1372 01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:44,558 [Coughing] 1373 01:16:57,863 --> 01:17:00,866 I’m sorry... 1374 01:17:01,325 --> 01:17:02,618 I’m sorry, Mom... 1375 01:17:02,701 --> 01:17:04,578 I'm sorry. 1376 01:17:04,661 --> 01:17:06,288 I’m sorry. 1377 01:17:06,371 --> 01:17:09,374 I’m sorry... God... 1378 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:12,461 I’m sorry... 1379 01:17:40,238 --> 01:17:43,367 (Mrs. Groff) Four day’s suspension, eight demerits. 1380 01:17:44,534 --> 01:17:46,411 John's next infraction- 1381 01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:49,498 -will lead to immediate expulsion. 1382 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:55,003 I was ready to let you slum it in Farmingdale High- 1383 01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:57,464 -Mr. Santucci... 1384 01:17:57,547 --> 01:18:00,509 ...you have a friend on the other side. 1385 01:18:00,592 --> 01:18:02,678 (Mary) Brother Phil? 1386 01:18:02,761 --> 01:18:04,388 You know him? 1387 01:18:04,471 --> 01:18:07,474 He calls every week to tell me how you are. 1388 01:18:09,101 --> 01:18:12,104 How does he think I'm doing? 1389 01:18:13,397 --> 01:18:15,732 (Mrs. Groff) You have eight demerits. 1390 01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:18,819 I know you by name. 1391 01:18:19,736 --> 01:18:22,322 How do you think you're doing? 1392 01:18:22,406 --> 01:18:25,200 (Mary) He has a lot of compassion for you. 1393 01:18:25,283 --> 01:18:26,952 Brother Phil is very Christlike. 1394 01:18:29,287 --> 01:18:32,290 Christlike... 1395 01:18:35,919 --> 01:18:39,256 When you make excuses for bad behavior- 1396 01:18:39,339 --> 01:18:40,882 -you’re forgiving. 1397 01:18:40,966 --> 01:18:44,094 When you keep order, you're a square. 1398 01:18:44,469 --> 01:18:47,472 A troll under the bridge. 1399 01:18:48,849 --> 01:18:51,852 Is John's father the cool one? 1400 01:18:52,519 --> 01:18:55,105 Says yes to everything? And you're the one- 1401 01:18:55,188 --> 01:18:58,191 -stuck with the nasty conversations? 1402 01:18:58,275 --> 01:18:59,234 Eat this, not that. 1403 01:18:59,317 --> 01:19:01,820 Go to bed. Do your homework. 1404 01:19:01,903 --> 01:19:04,906 No more video games? 1405 01:19:06,199 --> 01:19:09,202 I'm a single mom. 1406 01:19:09,411 --> 01:19:12,414 Two parents in one. 1407 01:19:12,914 --> 01:19:15,917 Not easy. 1408 01:19:16,543 --> 01:19:19,546 But you need to try harder. 1409 01:19:28,305 --> 01:19:31,183 (Mary) You're grounded. 1410 01:19:31,266 --> 01:19:35,562 Okay. Can it- could it wait until next weekend- 1411 01:19:35,645 --> 01:19:36,855 -like there's a Sweet 15 later- 1412 01:19:36,938 --> 01:19:38,899 (Mary) No negotiations. 1413 01:19:38,982 --> 01:19:41,067 Okay, well, what if I saw you instead of Dad- 1414 01:19:41,151 --> 01:19:44,321 -for Easter and Thanksgiving? 1415 01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:46,907 I can throw in Christmas Eve- 1416 01:19:46,990 --> 01:19:48,742 (Mary) JOHN! 1417 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:08,220 (Lilith) I guess with the slut thing, it felt like- 1418 01:20:08,303 --> 01:20:09,721 -you were eating their shit up. 1419 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:12,098 Really? After I pour- er, peed on Jesus and- 1420 01:20:12,182 --> 01:20:13,767 -fed him to mom? 1421 01:20:14,476 --> 01:20:16,770 (Lilith) That’s just stuff you do for me. 1422 01:20:16,853 --> 01:20:19,856 (Lilith) Today was, like, you. 1423 01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:21,942 Okay, so why did I have to- 1424 01:20:22,025 --> 01:20:24,027 -steal Jesus and pee on him? 1425 01:20:24,361 --> 01:20:26,863 (Lilith) Just, come to Bridget’s tonight- 1426 01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:29,950 -I want us to go to third base. 1427 01:20:30,283 --> 01:20:34,371 (John) Okay, so like... 1428 01:20:34,454 --> 01:20:36,039 ...do you love me? 1429 01:20:36,122 --> 01:20:38,333 (Lilith) Are you dumb? 1430 01:20:38,416 --> 01:20:41,378 (Lilith) What do you think? 1431 01:20:43,171 --> 01:20:46,132 [Lilith hangs up] 1432 01:20:51,763 --> 01:20:55,517 [Cooking Show] 1433 01:21:36,850 --> 01:21:39,102 If there's anything funny- 1434 01:21:39,185 --> 01:21:40,562 -about this money- 1435 01:21:40,645 --> 01:21:42,981 I'm gonna hunt you down. And I’m gonna- 1436 01:21:43,148 --> 01:21:46,109 [BOOMING club music] [party chatter] 1437 01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:03,418 Let's go. 1438 01:22:03,501 --> 01:22:05,629 Shouldn’t I say hi to Bridget first, I mean? 1439 01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:08,089 Who cares? Just- 1440 01:22:08,173 --> 01:22:09,966 [laughing] The fuck is this?! 1441 01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:12,427 Sorry, I didn't have time to get a ‘card’ card. 1442 01:22:12,510 --> 01:22:15,388 Just- tell her you left your card at home- 1443 01:22:18,850 --> 01:22:21,853 Shouldn't we find a more quiet place? 1444 01:22:22,270 --> 01:22:24,981 I'll do you. 1445 01:22:25,065 --> 01:22:28,068 And then you do me. 1446 01:22:28,818 --> 01:22:31,363 You've been so bad for me, John. 1447 01:22:31,446 --> 01:22:34,783 Yeah, pretty uh, pretty bad. 1448 01:22:44,334 --> 01:22:47,337 Uhm, what's wrong? 1449 01:22:47,712 --> 01:22:48,505 Sorry. 1450 01:22:48,588 --> 01:22:51,257 Oh my God, my dress looks like shit, doesn't it? 1451 01:22:51,341 --> 01:22:54,177 I'm like, breaking out, and my hair is a mess- 1452 01:22:54,260 --> 01:22:57,222 No- you look- you look beautiful, okay? 1453 01:22:57,305 --> 01:23:00,308 So then what is it? 1454 01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:04,145 You’re really mean sometimes. 1455 01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:06,773 I don't like the things you make me do. 1456 01:23:06,856 --> 01:23:09,401 I don't make you do anything. 1457 01:23:09,484 --> 01:23:11,736 I'm, like, putting myself out for you. 1458 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,238 And you're completely fucking rejecting me. 1459 01:23:13,321 --> 01:23:17,367 I don't want to reject you, but the stuff I have to do- 1460 01:23:17,450 --> 01:23:18,743 -makes me want to throw up, and- 1461 01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:20,328 -and can't you just like me? 1462 01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:22,664 Like, why do I have to steal and burn things? 1463 01:23:22,747 --> 01:23:23,665 Because that's the only time you're- 1464 01:23:23,748 --> 01:23:24,916 -actually doing anything. 1465 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:28,003 Everything that you say is just so fucking wishy washy. 1466 01:23:28,128 --> 01:23:29,546 I just want to be with you- 1467 01:23:29,629 --> 01:23:31,548 -and you keep sending me on these demonic quests! 1468 01:23:31,631 --> 01:23:32,716 No, no, you don't! 1469 01:23:32,799 --> 01:23:34,342 You don't actually want to be with me! 1470 01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:36,136 [Bathroom door opens] [Loud boy chatter] 1471 01:23:36,219 --> 01:23:37,887 Someone just came in can you please lower your- 1472 01:23:37,971 --> 01:23:40,306 Don’t fucking shush me, okay?! 1473 01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:42,892 Like- when I kiss you, I want to kiss you. 1474 01:23:42,976 --> 01:23:44,019 When you kiss me- 1475 01:23:44,102 --> 01:23:47,147 You- you like the fucking idea of kissing me. 1476 01:23:47,230 --> 01:23:48,273 Like what it means about you- 1477 01:23:48,356 --> 01:23:49,733 -that you got a girl to kiss you. 1478 01:23:49,816 --> 01:23:51,735 (Party Boy) [snickering] (John) That’s such bull- shhh- 1479 01:23:51,818 --> 01:23:54,946 Don’t fucking shush me, it's not bullshit! It's like- 1480 01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:56,281 It's like one day I'm this like- 1481 01:23:56,364 --> 01:23:58,116 -trophy that you want to have- 1482 01:23:58,199 --> 01:24:00,869 -and the next I’m this urn that you broke, and like- 1483 01:24:00,952 --> 01:24:02,537 I just want to be here! 1484 01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:04,914 (Party Boy) Gaaaaaaay! (Lilith) I just want to kiss! 1485 01:24:04,998 --> 01:24:07,250 And you know what? 1486 01:24:07,333 --> 01:24:10,086 The only thing that I have any fucking control over is- 1487 01:24:10,170 --> 01:24:13,173 -what I can get your dumb ass to do for me, so... 1488 01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:16,468 Why don't- why don’t you get on your knees- 1489 01:24:16,551 --> 01:24:18,178 -and bark like a dog for me! 1490 01:24:18,261 --> 01:24:20,680 [Party Boys Jeer Loudly] No, I don't want to bark. 1491 01:24:20,764 --> 01:24:22,432 Stop yelling, please! 1492 01:24:22,515 --> 01:24:23,808 We're having a fight in here! 1493 01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:26,144 Sorry! Excuse us. 1494 01:24:26,227 --> 01:24:28,063 (Party Boy) Sorry, sorry... 1495 01:24:28,146 --> 01:24:30,106 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay. 1496 01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:31,733 I know I'm not good at this. 1497 01:24:31,816 --> 01:24:34,152 I'm sorry that I think about you and other guys. 1498 01:24:34,235 --> 01:24:35,361 But that doesn't mean- 1499 01:24:35,445 --> 01:24:36,738 -we have to base everything on- 1500 01:24:36,821 --> 01:24:40,116 -you making me do horrible stuff. 1501 01:24:42,285 --> 01:24:44,579 Well... 1502 01:24:44,662 --> 01:24:47,665 ...what else is there? 1503 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:51,419 You just- you sound really afraid, and I am too- 1504 01:24:51,503 --> 01:24:54,506 But love can't come from a place of fear. 1505 01:24:55,006 --> 01:24:56,716 Yeah, is that some shit you read on a postcard? 1506 01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:58,218 Okay why do you have to be so mean?! 1507 01:24:58,301 --> 01:24:59,469 I told you weeks ago I loved you- 1508 01:24:59,552 --> 01:25:00,929 -and all you said back was- 1509 01:25:01,012 --> 01:25:03,515 -you’re silly, you’re stupid, you’re this, you’re that! 1510 01:25:03,598 --> 01:25:07,352 Well I can’t just say shit I don’t mean! 1511 01:25:07,435 --> 01:25:10,438 I meant it when I said it. 1512 01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:15,401 You just said it so I would say it. 1513 01:25:19,531 --> 01:25:22,367 I don't want any of this. 1514 01:25:22,450 --> 01:25:24,619 You don't want any of this? 1515 01:25:24,702 --> 01:25:27,705 Yeah. 1516 01:25:28,706 --> 01:25:30,583 Does that mean what I think it does? 1517 01:25:30,667 --> 01:25:32,669 Yeah. 1518 01:25:40,718 --> 01:25:43,680 (Loud Dance Ballad) 1519 01:26:22,093 --> 01:26:25,096 Sit up. 1520 01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:31,019 You'll know a tree by its fruit. 1521 01:26:32,353 --> 01:26:34,105 What? 1522 01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:36,357 You have lied. 1523 01:26:36,441 --> 01:26:38,484 You have stolen. 1524 01:26:38,568 --> 01:26:40,278 Your conscience is so guilty- 1525 01:26:40,361 --> 01:26:42,155 -you ran from confession. 1526 01:26:42,238 --> 01:26:45,950 I’m not going to do it, John, okay? 1527 01:26:46,034 --> 01:26:47,827 I'm not going to raise a piece of shit. 1528 01:26:47,911 --> 01:26:50,205 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I’m sorry! 1529 01:26:50,288 --> 01:26:52,290 Okay?! I- 1530 01:26:52,373 --> 01:26:56,836 I’m so sorry- I don’t want to be like Dad- 1531 01:26:57,795 --> 01:26:59,505 I'm sorry. 1532 01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:01,132 Okay baby, just look at me- 1533 01:27:01,257 --> 01:27:02,759 -look at me, okay? 1534 01:27:02,842 --> 01:27:03,635 Look at me. 1535 01:27:03,718 --> 01:27:06,721 Come on. 1536 01:27:08,765 --> 01:27:11,768 I just want you to be a good man. 1537 01:27:12,143 --> 01:27:15,146 Okay? 1538 01:27:18,358 --> 01:27:21,611 I've got this thing inside me... 1539 01:27:23,738 --> 01:27:25,281 ...that lives for you. 1540 01:27:25,365 --> 01:27:27,492 It's my Mom part. 1541 01:27:29,494 --> 01:27:31,329 And I’ve got my Dad part. 1542 01:27:31,412 --> 01:27:34,415 And, my Lilith part. 1543 01:27:36,709 --> 01:27:40,296 And my Brother Phil part. 1544 01:27:40,505 --> 01:27:43,383 But... 1545 01:27:43,466 --> 01:27:45,218 I don't think I have a me part. 1546 01:27:45,301 --> 01:27:48,304 I don't- I don’t know what that looks like. 1547 01:27:48,554 --> 01:27:49,889 But, I mean, sweetie- 1548 01:27:50,014 --> 01:27:51,891 -if everyone always lived for their own- 1549 01:27:53,184 --> 01:27:55,645 -‘me’ part... 1550 01:27:55,728 --> 01:27:56,813 ...does that sound like a world- 1551 01:27:56,896 --> 01:27:58,564 -you’d want to live in? 1552 01:27:58,648 --> 01:28:00,650 Everyone living for themselves? 1553 01:28:00,733 --> 01:28:03,111 I don't know! I don’t know! 1554 01:28:04,195 --> 01:28:05,738 Why?! Why does everything- 1555 01:28:05,822 --> 01:28:07,907 -have to be a rule all the time?! 1556 01:28:09,033 --> 01:28:10,535 When you are older- 1557 01:28:10,618 --> 01:28:12,120 -you’re gonna figure it out, okay? 1558 01:28:12,495 --> 01:28:14,038 And maybe you'll agree with me then. 1559 01:28:14,122 --> 01:28:17,542 But for now, you have to live by my rules. 1560 01:28:18,918 --> 01:28:21,838 I thought they were God’s rules? 1561 01:28:21,921 --> 01:28:24,924 My rules are God's rules. 1562 01:28:26,009 --> 01:28:28,386 Okay, well, your rules make me feel like shit. 1563 01:28:28,469 --> 01:28:30,847 I- sorry for cursing, but they make me feel- 1564 01:28:30,930 --> 01:28:33,474 -like, they make me feel really bad. 1565 01:28:33,558 --> 01:28:34,767 Well, that’s... 1566 01:28:35,768 --> 01:28:37,854 ...that’s a good thing. 1567 01:28:37,937 --> 01:28:40,523 God gave you a conscience for a reason. 1568 01:28:40,606 --> 01:28:43,234 Okay? 1569 01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:45,737 Sweetie... 1570 01:28:45,820 --> 01:28:48,197 ...this is good. 1571 01:28:48,281 --> 01:28:50,366 Okay, I'm going to make you a snack- 1572 01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:54,037 -and you're going to feel better. Alright? 1573 01:29:04,422 --> 01:29:07,425 You know what I think? 1574 01:29:09,010 --> 01:29:10,261 On the first day of school- 1575 01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:12,347 -I saw a goose on the bus ride home. 1576 01:29:12,805 --> 01:29:14,098 (Mary) You want apples or peaches? 1577 01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:16,184 Apples. 1578 01:29:16,267 --> 01:29:18,436 And this thought came into my head- 1579 01:29:18,519 --> 01:29:20,897 -that the goose was God. 1580 01:29:20,980 --> 01:29:22,690 Like- there he is, God’s a goose! 1581 01:29:22,774 --> 01:29:25,568 And that goose didn't even care about me. 1582 01:29:25,651 --> 01:29:28,404 It was just flapping around, having fun. 1583 01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:31,741 It didn't care if I was serving the Eucharist or- 1584 01:29:31,824 --> 01:29:34,577 -or kissing before marriage, or- 1585 01:29:34,660 --> 01:29:36,537 -or touching a girl down there- 1586 01:29:36,621 --> 01:29:40,458 (Mary) What? -or up there, or anywhere- 1587 01:29:40,541 --> 01:29:44,253 (Mary) What- what? -or setting a Bible on fire! 1588 01:29:44,337 --> 01:29:47,298 John?! Wh- what do you- what are you saying?! 1589 01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:48,716 What's going on?! (John) You know what?! 1590 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:50,093 Lilith sucked my penis tonight- 1591 01:29:50,176 --> 01:29:51,677 -and I didn’t even like it! 1592 01:29:51,761 --> 01:29:53,262 (Mary) Wh- what? John! (John) She sucked m- we went- 1593 01:29:53,346 --> 01:29:55,014 -to the bathroom and made out for a little while! 1594 01:29:55,098 --> 01:29:57,392 (Mary) Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it! 1595 01:29:57,475 --> 01:29:58,184 That is disgusting! 1596 01:29:58,267 --> 01:29:59,352 That is disgusting. Stop that! 1597 01:29:59,435 --> 01:30:00,561 What- what, what it’s disgusting?! 1598 01:30:00,686 --> 01:30:01,979 Am I gonna go to Hell for that?! 1599 01:30:02,063 --> 01:30:03,272 Am I gonna go to Hell for something- 1600 01:30:03,356 --> 01:30:04,690 -I didn’t even like?! 1601 01:30:04,774 --> 01:30:07,193 Yes, yes you will! Now, you stop it! Stop! 1602 01:30:07,276 --> 01:30:09,153 Your rules fucking suck! 1603 01:30:09,237 --> 01:30:11,364 Don’t curse. Don’t curse! (John) Your rules fucking- 1604 01:30:11,447 --> 01:30:14,409 (John) Fuck! Fuck! (Mary) Stop! Stop cursing! 1605 01:30:20,039 --> 01:30:21,874 Go to confession. 1606 01:30:21,958 --> 01:30:24,502 (Mary) I’m- I'm sorry. (John) Go to confession! 1607 01:30:26,003 --> 01:30:27,505 (Mary) No! You- (John) Go to confession. 1608 01:30:27,588 --> 01:30:28,798 (Mary) You are not the son that raised! 1609 01:30:28,881 --> 01:30:30,049 (John) Good! 1610 01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:31,843 (Mary) I can’t believe you’d put those images in my head- 1611 01:30:31,926 --> 01:30:33,761 (John) Good! Go to confession now! 1612 01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:36,389 Go to confession! That’s a sin! 1613 01:30:36,472 --> 01:30:39,142 You need to go to confession! Oh my God! 1614 01:30:41,018 --> 01:30:43,187 I hate- (Game Music) 1615 01:30:44,355 --> 01:30:46,983 (John) What is wrong with- (Mary) Stay still, pig! 1616 01:30:47,066 --> 01:30:50,987 (John) Pig, stop moving! 1617 01:30:51,070 --> 01:30:54,073 (Mary) He just, he just, like, flipped. 1618 01:31:01,330 --> 01:31:05,001 Every time I press A, he moves! 1619 01:31:05,084 --> 01:31:07,503 Let’s get out of this place, this place is creepy. 1620 01:31:07,587 --> 01:31:09,380 (Mary) This place is strange. 1621 01:31:10,882 --> 01:31:13,092 It's not strange, that guy is strange. 1622 01:31:13,176 --> 01:31:16,762 Yeah. Super strange, I think. 1623 01:31:16,846 --> 01:31:19,390 Okay, now I have to go to the fighting arena- 1624 01:31:20,183 --> 01:31:21,642 -because I want to get that sword. 1625 01:31:21,726 --> 01:31:23,269 (Mary) Mm-hmm. 1626 01:31:23,686 --> 01:31:26,689 But I also want to break every glass. 1627 01:31:28,357 --> 01:31:30,568 You’re so funny. 1628 01:31:30,651 --> 01:31:33,321 You make me laugh. (John) [reading] Learn to- 1629 01:31:33,404 --> 01:31:35,364 -carry guys on her head, like me- 1630 01:31:35,615 --> 01:31:38,743 -so she could help your grandmother with chores. 1631 01:31:39,994 --> 01:31:41,204 Are you okay? 1632 01:31:41,287 --> 01:31:43,789 Yeah, yeah. 1633 01:31:43,873 --> 01:31:46,876 I'm okay. 1634 01:32:06,938 --> 01:32:08,397 (Angelo) Okay, okay. 1635 01:32:08,481 --> 01:32:10,525 I’m- I'm about to come back. I'm gonna- 1636 01:32:17,073 --> 01:32:20,034 (Student) Go get him some fucking fries! 1637 01:32:20,117 --> 01:32:23,120 (Angelo) Alright, alright. 1638 01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:06,581 (Lilith) Hey. 1639 01:33:06,664 --> 01:33:08,916 (John) Hey. 1640 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:11,752 Uhm, it's a little cheesy, but I don't know- 1641 01:33:11,877 --> 01:33:14,880 -I really like it. 1642 01:33:15,881 --> 01:33:18,467 I like the title. 1643 01:33:18,551 --> 01:33:21,554 Yeah. 1644 01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:53,169 (Keyboard Keys Clicking) 1645 01:33:53,377 --> 01:33:56,380 (John) Hey Dad. (Pete) Hey, bud. 1646 01:33:56,631 --> 01:33:59,425 How's it going? 1647 01:33:59,508 --> 01:34:01,719 Good. 1648 01:34:01,802 --> 01:34:04,805 Hey, could you take me to Mom's? 1649 01:34:05,348 --> 01:34:09,727 Oh. Are you sure that's a good idea? 1650 01:34:10,144 --> 01:34:13,147 Yeah. 1651 01:34:14,565 --> 01:34:17,568 Should I, get out of the Deadmines first? 1652 01:34:17,652 --> 01:34:20,655 I'd really prefer if we went now. 1653 01:34:23,866 --> 01:34:26,535 (Keyboard Keys Clicking) 1654 01:34:26,535 --> 01:34:29,705 Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee... 1655 01:34:38,255 --> 01:34:41,217 Hi. 1656 01:34:41,967 --> 01:34:44,970 Did you need something? 1657 01:34:45,429 --> 01:34:48,349 I was wondering if you wanted to go for a walk. 1658 01:34:50,601 --> 01:34:52,395 The lake by the bike trail- 1659 01:34:52,478 --> 01:34:55,481 -looks really nice at this time of day. 1660 01:34:59,485 --> 01:35:02,446 (Sweet Lullaby Score) 1661 01:35:09,870 --> 01:35:12,832 (Score Fades) 1662 01:35:14,083 --> 01:35:16,669 Did you know that geese mate for life? 1663 01:35:16,752 --> 01:35:19,964 No, no, that's- that’s really nice. 1664 01:35:24,885 --> 01:35:26,470 I was praying for you when you came in. 1665 01:35:30,015 --> 01:35:32,977 Are you doing okay? 1666 01:35:33,936 --> 01:35:37,189 Yeah, I’m good- I’m good. 1667 01:35:51,537 --> 01:35:54,165 (Voice Breaking) Mom. 1668 01:35:57,710 --> 01:35:59,962 I know I’m not exactly- 1669 01:36:00,045 --> 01:36:02,590 -the person you were expecting me to be. 1670 01:36:02,673 --> 01:36:06,427 But I... 1671 01:36:09,346 --> 01:36:12,808 You are a gift.